Feast of Fools

Can I just take a moment to say that I fucking hate people who wander the net posting spoilers in completely pointless places PURELY to spoil the fun of everyone else. I was really, *really* enjoying the suspense of the latest Harry Potter and I did not expect to see a random gigantic spoiler posted on a completely unrelated site with no purpose other than to catch the unwary. *groans* I should have known better than to go near the internet before I'd finished it...

Don't mind me, I've actually had a perfectly nice day, although I have been feeling a bit put-upon recently and this was the final straw. I think I need a new philosophy, summarised thus: 'I like it. I don't care if you like it. I don't wish to know why you don't like it. I don't wish to hear your opinion on why I'm stupid because I like it. Now fuck off.' That should work.