Mary Sue Versus the Lone Ninja
A storm is approaching. The wind whistles across the plains, blowing before it dust clouds, tumbleweeds and one Lone Ninja (TM), barefoot and windblown, with nothing but her trusty katana across her back and a gigantic, vicious, all-encompassing demonic entity to her name...
Spirit: Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
LN(TM): Shut up, Horace! There aren't any innocent souls for miles, and anyway after that last town I don't imagine they'll exactly be queuing up to stroke you, will they?
Spirit: raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *grumble* *mutter*
And then...
Silhouetted against an appropriately dramatic flash of lightning, it is... Mary Sue!!!!!1 Oh noes!!!!1
Spirit: ........raaaaa?
LN(TM): You again! This time *I* will triumph, Mary Sue!!!1 ....Wait! Why was there a one at the end of that exclamation?
Mary Sue: *tinkles with delicate laughter* You wouldn't hurt *me*, would you???!1?
LN(TM): *struggles* aaaargh... THE POWER OF FINANCE COMPELS YOU!!!!11 I mean YOU!!! Where did all this glitter come from???
Spirit: RaaaaaRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa!*
*Translation: Oh for crying. out. loud. woman.
~end~
So there. :-p
Comments
*dies* You're having fun with the avatar maker aren't you, Tasha? :D
Posted by: Anonymous | February 7, 2007 11:52 PM
*DIES LAUGHING* YOU WIN. EVERYTHING. EVER.
(if the image doesn't work, it's in the page link again)
Posted by: Helen | February 8, 2007 07:08 AM