Everyday surrealism
Conversation at the coffee machine this morning. One of my Sales colleagues bumps into one of our lawyers, not normally known for his melodramatic tendencies, in the coffee queue.
Sales Guy: "I don't think we need to meet later anymore, do we?"
Lawyer: ".....Are you dumping me??"
*pause*
Sales Guy: "Well, if you wanted dinner-"
Lawyer: "And I was going to put out as well!"
*pause*
Sales Guy: *slightly bemused* "See you at three then, darling."
*exeunt omnes*
Comments
There are times I regret not being able to offer the normal services! I think they would have required them.
Posted by: The Emperor | March 18, 2008 10:43 PM
That has just made my DAY. And I'm going to stop comment-stalking you now, really.
Posted by: Helen | May 6, 2008 01:17 PM