Matters of concern
My inability to withstand temperatures below 24 degrees C is actually getting alarming, especially the bit where random toes go white and dead while wearing shoes, socks, jeans, tights under the socks and jeans, vest, sweater over vest, and sitting in a room temperature room filled with other people. Admittedly it is cold this week in Britain. Am starting to wonder if have actually died and not noticed yet.
Potential solutions:
Obtain geothermally heated underwear.
Drink even more tea than currently, thus turning self into giant hot water bottle.
Refuse to get out of bed ever (electric blanket, oh yes).
Hibernate for approximately 11.5 months of the British year. (it's like the international year, but with more rain)
Emigrate to Hawaii. Or Venus.