Everyday surrealism
Conversation at the coffee machine this morning. One of my Sales colleagues bumps into one of our lawyers, not normally known for his melodramatic tendencies, in the coffee queue.
Sales Guy: "I don't think we need to meet later anymore, do we?"
Lawyer: ".....Are you dumping me??"
*pause*
Sales Guy: "Well, if you wanted dinner-"
Lawyer: "And I was going to put out as well!"
*pause*
Sales Guy: *slightly bemused* "See you at three then, darling."
*exeunt omnes*