Chibimail 1:

Chibi Delivery

[by Jongleur]




WARNING! You had better be in a silly mood when you read this. I am in a *very* silly mood while writing it.



<Snaps fingers. chibi-Duo pops up from behind a convenient item of furniture and perches on the computer desk, swinging his legs.>
<Jongleur glares at chibi-Duo, whereupon he blushes cutely and jumps up, whipping a scrap of paper from hammerspace and striking a pose>


Duo: "Ahem! Dear Sir/Madam,
Please find enclosed one matching five-piece Gundam Pilot chibi selection."


<chibi-Heero pops out from behind the same convenient item of furniture, looking irritated. He gives Jongleur the authentic, titanium-plated, melt-you-into-an-unidentifiable-puddle-on-the-floor Heero Yuy Death Stare (tm) which is slightly less effective coming from an incredibly cute 8-inch chibi. Without breaking eye contact, he reaches up with one hand, grabs Duo's braid, yanks hard and disappears with him back behind a pot plant.>



Oops.


Anyways: (trying hard to ignore the pot plant, which is now shaking slightly)



Herewith the chibi delivery:






<Faint sound of snickering... Jongleur looks down to find chibi-Quatre and Wufei are sitting on her mouse shouting instructions to a rather exhausted-looking chibi-Trowa, who is jumping up and down on the keyboard loading silly pictures for their amusement. She starts to tell them off, then changes her mind and collapses into a hysterical heap instead.>


<Recovering slightly, she picks up a complaining chibi-Wufei ("ONNA!") and firmly puts him down on the floor. Chibi-Quatre helpfully jumps off the desk, but unfortunately lands squarely on chibi-Wufei ("QUATRE! INJUSTICE!"). Chibi-Trowa executes a perfect double-backflip and lands smoothly just in time to prevent chibi-Wufei from doing unspeakable things to chibi-Quatre.>



You'll have to sign for those chibis, you know. On the dotted line, please:


.....................................................



<There is now a full-scale (well, actually about 1/20 scale) riot going on around Jongleur's legs. Chibi-Wufei is chasing chibi-Quatre, who is trying to hide behind chibi-Trowa, who has tripped over chibi-Heero coming out from behind the pot plant, who is furiously trying to catch chibi-Duo, who is running around with a pair of chibi boxers going "Little smiley faces! Little smiley faces!".>



Well, now you've got your own set, this will happen to you too. I've now spent much too long trying to make them behave and giggling insanely so much that my parents are trying to get me certified (again) and I have to feed the chibis so I'm off. Bye-si-bye.


<Blackout. Spotlight. A *very* pissed off-looking chibi-Heero in a chibi-tuxedo is pushed into the spotlight with another scrap of paper(tm). He gives the camera a *very* dirty look before reading (in a complete monotone):
"Thiscommercialwasbroughttoyouby-" Chibi-Duo leaps out into the light in a glittery blue chibi-tux and shoves chibi-Heero out of the way, grabbing the scrap of paper (tm). He strikes a pose and yells "-by CHIBI-VISION!" The lights come up on the entire chibi-cast of GW playing a dramatic fanfare, in a different key each. Duo just has time to scream "TA-DA!!!" before he is overwhelmed by the noise and collapses unconscious to the floor. Chibi-Heero looks at him, unimpressed and completely unaffected by the cacophony, then grabs him by one leg and marches off.>


Then chibi-Relena runs in and the entire cast drop their instruments and shoot her.


Well, why not.



So, didja laugh?

Jongleur


[On to the next one - Chibimail 2: Treize'n'Zechs Hit the Stage]