Chibimail 2:

Treize'n'Zechs Hit the Stage

[by Firefly]



An empty stage with plush red curtains drawn across it. There is a faint rustling from behind the curtains, and chibi-Quatre steps out from between them wearing a pale pink tux.


(<sigh> I know it's sad, you know it's sad, just try telling him that)


Chibi-Quatre clears throat, and fumbles in pocket for bit of paper (TM). A frantic look appears on his face as he continues to search in more 'n' more unlikely places. As he reaches his shoes, chibi-Trowa is shoved out through the curtains half dressed and carrying the bit of paper (TM). Chibi-Quatre snatches it gratefully, and begins to read.


"Fireflythegreatgod sends her regards to Jongleurtheothergreatgod, and respectfully thanks her for the chibicollection (TM)... " He is interupted by a loud ripping sound and then a roar of pure and unmitigated fury from behing the curtain (red plush!). "DUO, MY COSTUME, OMAE O KOROSU!!!!" chibi-Trowa, fully clothed now (awwww) dashes out between the curtains and frantically whispers in chibi-Quatre's ear. Chibi-Quatre goes an interesting shade of green that totally clashes with his pink tux, and rushes back between the curtains (red plush!) with chibi-Trowa. The bit of paper (TM) falls to the floor, only to be swept up by a smug-looking chibi-Wufei. Said chibi continues reading where chibi-Quatre left off, ignoring the fact that the curtains behind him are shaking slightly.

"Fireflythegreatgod also wishes to make it known to Jongleurtheothergreatgod that there has been an extension made to said chibicollection (TM) in the infinately cute bodies of chibi-Zechs and chibi-Treize..."
Chibi-Wufei does a double take as his brain catches up with his ears catching up with his mouth (you know what I mean). He begins too turn the same shade of green as chibi-Quatre did (that's right, the exact same shade!) but then realises that's been done already, so turns white instead (his kneeses also start knocking, but we won't comment on that (snicker))

"B-b-b-but that means that Treize is coming!!!!!Aarrgghhh!!!!!! I haven't even tidied my room yet. I have to get a potplant! Onna!!! Why did you not tell me this earlier!!!"
Chibi-Wufei then brandishes his sword at the shocked and suitablyinnocent writer and dashes offstage. (but not through the red plush curtains)


I think my fingers are getting cramp. Oh well, onward and...um....onward. Look, just read the rest of the flipping chibimail already.


The red plush curtains (which have stopped shaking) are dramatically pulled open, the effect being spoiled by the runners catching half way through and the fact that the scenery is scattered across the stage. In mnay bits'n'pieces. It is shredded in fact. I spent ages looking up the appropriate adjectives with which to describe it, and now the only word I need is decimated. Fine. I will not get angry. I will not exact a terrible revenge on whichever chibi I find to be responsible ('cos they're just too kayute). I will not even sinquire as to whos fault it is. I will merely assemble the evidence, draw conclusions, and work out exactly how this is all Duo's fault!

Chibi-Duo grins innocently from his position at the top of the pyramid. (oh yeah, did I forget to mention? All of the chibis are posed in a really cute ickle pyramid, with Duo on top (but natch!!(snigger)) and chibi-Zechs out front) Waitaminute!!! Where's chibi-Treize. I wanted to show him off to Jongleurtheothergreatgod!!!!
Chibi-Zechs steps forward "He went to see if Wufei's got a potplant in his room yet..."


I don't know, you toil and you slave to put together a nice presentation for your friend, and this is what happens (sob) why me? what did I do wrong?


Chibi-Duo jumps off the pyramid and rushes to the writer. "Never mind Firefly-sama, don't cry, I'll fix it for you!"

Looks down at him. "Really? You mean it?" -wipes a tear from eye as hope begins to gleam.

"Course!"
The chibis become little blurs as they rush around putting everything right. The scenery is put back together, chibi-Heero's costume is fixed, and chibi-Wufei 'n' chibi-Treize are gotten back from chibi-Wufei's room, where it is discovered that yes, he did get a big potplant in time for chibi-Treize's visit. It is, however, looking slightly wilted. I think it needs watering.

After several minutes of cute blurs, everything is ready, and:


TAH-DAHH!!!!


There is a pyramid which goes, left-to-right, bottom-to-top, chibi-5,4,3,R (I need a sixth, I'll kill her later)1,2.

Kawaii!!

Standing in front are chibi-Zechs 'n' chibi-Treize, the newest additions to the chibicollection(TM), and the stars of the show!
Which consists of this one frieze, but what the hey!
All six chibis come to the front to take their bow (and yes, I can count. Chibi-Heero shot chibi-Relena when she offered him an ice-cream, and is off disposing off the body, chibi-Duo having assured him that if it is left fouling up the nice clean stage then yes, the writer will bring chibi-Relena back to life and write him into a lemon with her.)

Chibi-Heero returns to the stage and gets a bow all to himself.

Chibi-Duo promptly snatches it and ties it at the end of his braid. (heehee!)

~Owari~



So, didja laugh?

Firefly


[On to the next one - Chibimail 3: The Gundam Wing Trivial Character Guide]