Chibimail 5:

The Kidnapping, Part Deux

[by Firefly]



Chibivision(TM) presents: The Kidnapping, Part Deux


The writer (currently unchibified) is pacing around the bare and dusty stage (TM) with chibi-Wufei following at her heels.


"I'll never be able to satisfy this evil fiend(TM)s appetite for chibifics. There is only one alternative-"


"Self-destruct! Oops, no, OOC. Umm... ONNA! Oops, no, irrelevant..."


Chibi-Wufei becomes aware of the glare that is being shot at him from above. It is a petrifying-Iamgonnakillyouslowlyandpainfully-capableofmeltingthroughatleastsixinchesofcastiron-death-glare worthy of the great Heero himself.

(NB- the real Heero, not the chibi-Heero, on whom this oh-so-special glare is merely comical. Sigh.)


When the smoke has cleared (Never leave your meal cooking if you think you're going to receive devastating news, chibify, and forget all about the oven.) the writer continues:

"There is only one thing we can do. Send for reinforcements."


(Insert suitable sound effects here. Almost anything dramatic will do. No, and I repeat, no, violins. They are to be used strictly for sap only.)


Some time later...

The writer, with chibi-Wufei on her shoulder, reaches the secret evil lair (TM).
ARound her feet a shadow pools and grows. The call had gone out, and the chibis had answered! There were chibis of every possible type- thousands had come to rescue their captured comrades. And from their throats, a chilling cry arises!
"Omae, omae, omae o korosu
Omae, omae, omae o korosu"


And so,
chibis to right of her
chibis to left of her
chibis in front of her
chanting as one
"Omae o korosu!"
And so on 'til at last
They reach the dread portal(TM)
And find it is shut fast
But not one will rest 'til the mission is done


So they creep round the back and kick in a window (the blatantly plagarising writer taking care not to squish any of the chibis. 'Cos that wouldn't be kawaii. That would be gross.)
They swarm through the building like a plague of locusts, leaving a similar trail of destruction behind them. Finally, they converge in the kitchen. The chibis surge up the legs of the only table, a writhing mass of chibi limbs, punctuated by various chibi-signature-calls*
"DUO! Omae o korosu!"
"What! Whaddid I do now?"
"My spandex!"

(At this point, several streams of blood spurt out from the WMOCL)

"What about it? Apart from the fact that it you look totally hot in it, it being so, um, tight and all.."

(more streams of blood)
"GIMME!"
"I haven't got it!"
"NANI?!" (Another stream of blood, this time from the location of the chosen chibi-Heero (chosen by me that is. Come to think of it, chosen by someone else as well... wonder who it is?) (should I insert a Potplant(TM) at this point? No? awwww))


Anyway, I digress.


They surge up the table legs in a WMOCL(TM) to find...



...

......a half eaten pizza.


However, from their vantage point, they can see one of the cupboards is vibrating gently.



<roll credits>


Tune in when I've written the exciting conclusion of this thrilling saga!!!!


Notes
WMOCL = Writhing Mass Of Chibi Limbs. Obviously.


So, didja laugh?

Firefly


[On to the next one - Chibimail 6: The Kidnapping, Part 3 - the exciting conclusion!]