Chibimail 6:
The Kidnapping, Part Three - the exciting conclusion!
[by Firefly]
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Chibivision is proud to present;
The Kidnapping Part Three, the exciting conclusion!
Previously on The Kidnapping:
An evil fiend (TM) had kidnapped Fireflythegreatgod's chibicollection and was holding them for ransom. Fireflythegreatgod knew she would never be able to satisfy the evil fiend (TM), so she set out on a rescue mission, accompanied by several thousand helpful chibis. They reached the secret lair(TM) and stormed through it, but found nothing. When they reached the kitchen they found a very suspicious-looking vibrating cupboard...
And now, the conclusion!
The cupboard was quickly dismantled, and was found to contain the five missing chibis, in cute little chibi-cages.Which they were shaking. To get out. Which was the cause of the vibrations. Which is what you thought of course.
With the assistance of the chibimass, the chibicollection of Fireflythegreatgod was released from their respective cages. The minds of all in the room now turned to revenge.
Chibi-Duo jumped up onto the writers shoulder where he could be seen and heard by all. Or he could if they were listening.
"Hey everyone! Listen to me! I'm talking here!!!! Heeeeeroooooo!!!!!! Help meeee!!!!!!!" At this point, Chibi-Duo sat down all despondent-like and pouted. Aawww, poor Chibi-Duo's all saddies. Heero! Help him!
Chibi-Heero tried shouting, jumping up-and-down, stamping, pouting, and blowing up miscellaneous parts of the crowd. (Bad Heero!). He then resorted to the extra-special never-to-be-used-unless-you-really-really-mean-it Death Glare with added spectrum enlargement(TM!). The majority of the crowd dropped to the floor stunned, and the remainder were suitably subdued.
"Duo, it's okay now."
"fankoo Hee-sama" (aaawwww!!!!)
Chibi-Duo stood tall as he spoke to the mass of chibis (those that were still conscious that is). As he delivered his impassioned speech, the crowd stilled and grew silent. As he felt their eyes on him, he adopted the position of a soldier standing to attention, and as he did, so did the crowd. They took on the appearance of a chibi-army, their passion not one whit diminished by their lack of stature (ooh, fancy words! yay!)
"Right, listen up people! We've been captured, imprisoned, held to ransom and made to eat health food! For teenage chibi-boys such as ourselves, this is an outrage. This evil Fiend(TM) has robbed us of our freedom, our dignity, and our appetites! He must be punished!!!"
The collected chibis roared their agreement. (sounding a little like chipmunks, but there's no need to be offensive)(heh).
Uhm, guys, he's not here...
But the miniature army refused to hear this. Instead they searched the compound again, this time finding a secret trapdoor(TM) that had remained miraculously hidden the first time they swarmed through the compound (despite the fact that this was as likely as Scoot saying a naughty word. Or even hearing one without having a heart attack(TM!). A klaxon sounds and a siren wails: *PLOT HOLE ALERT! PLOT HOLE ALERT!* (heh heh)).
Anyhoo, beneath the secret trapdoor(TM) the chibis discovered the evil fiend. He had heard them tearing through the rooms above him, and was huddled shivering in a corner like the little CHICKEN-SHIT THAT HE IS!!!
Ahem, sorry. Got a little personal there.
Note, Fireflythegreatgod does not react well to hvaing her chibis kidnapped.
As the army closes on the previously-evil-fiend-but-now-just-a-SNIVELLING-LITTLE-COWARD the lights dim on the scene, and all we can hear is cries of vengeance rising from the crowd, and of fear from their designated target. Oooh! nearly forgot!
(Author swoops in, paints a biiig bullseye on the PEFBNJASLC then swoops out again.)
Some time later, back at the bare and dusty stage (TM) the chibicollection is assembled. They're all standing in a row, and one by one they turn to face the front, each with his own special little something.
Chibi-Treize is first. He manages to turn in a saunter, and looks at the audience over the rose he holding.
Chibi-Wufei is next. He turns brandishing his sword, but the effect is slightly marred by chibi-Zechs who is next in line, and trips him. The things men will do for love. Or jealousy.
Nevermind. Poor little chibi-Zechs, come here I'll make you feel better...
Chibi-Zechs spins around quickly, sees the look on Firefly-the-great-god's face and wonders just how far he'd get if he ran.
Chibi-Trowa turns with a flip.
This turns chibi-Quatre round, as he is following c-T's movements with fascination.
I think I'm gonna have to get them a pot plant (TM) too.. they grow up so fast...
Chibi-Duo spins around like the consumate crowd pleaser that he is, but is unable to hide a snicker.
Chibi-Heero refuses to turn, and when he is made to, he shuffles reluctantly, and won't look the audience in the face(s).
Chibi-Duo is unable to hold in his laughter and finally bursts out "BWAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA! He got a black eye when we were fighting the bad man, 'n' we put stage makeup on to cover it but it just looks worse! It's a really big one too!!"
You can take that to mean whatever you want, but please remember that I was talking about the black eye, and that we are discussing a boy who is six inches tall.
Anyway, the chibis each whip out a Scrap Of Paper (TM) from their tuxes- (Oh yeah, did I forget to mention? They're all wearing little chibi-tuxes, all diff'rent colours of the rainbow. Oooh, pretty colours (goes all swirly)) -and read in unison:
"Fireflythegreatgod wishes to thank Jongleurtheothergreatgod for her last chibimail, and respectively requests that she GETS A BLOODY MOVE ON!"
~Owari~
(credits roll)
We at CHIBIVISION(TM) hope that you, the viewer, have enjoyed this latest installment of chibimailfromthedeskofFireflythegreatgod.
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Notes
Scoot is rude name for Scott who is Cyclops, leader of the X-Men, and incidentally a priggish, stuck-up goody-two-shoes pain-in-the-butt. Who we don't like very much. (Can ya tell?)
PEFBNJASLC = Previously-Evil-Fiend-But-Now-Just-A-SNIVELLING-LITTLE-COWARD.
So, didja laugh?
Firefly
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