Chibimail 12:

Get Well Soon

[by Jongleur]




(Sent to Firefly when she was feeling ill)


Here is a bunch of stuff to make you feel better, presented in full CHIBI-VISION:


<Fanfare by the Suzaku and Seiryuu Seishi all in matching red'n'blue tuxes, glaring daggers (and occasionally throwing daggers) at one another over their various instruments>


Chibi-Trowa does funky circus-type somersault-backflip combo onto the stage, absently clutching a squeaking chibi-Quatre, who isn't good at spinningness, and followed by the usual GW crowd. With much bickering they unroll a huge piece of that irritating fake pseudo-parchment that people make unimportant certificates out of. Apart from Wufei, who has torn a small strip off the top and is attempting to lasso Treize with it, 'cos he's paying MUCH too much attention to Zechsy...


Treize: (strutting forward to take up the narration) "Ahem. Dear Firefly-chan, please find enclosed the following, with helpful get well wishes from Jongleur, who is writing this semi-chibi-mail at some ridiculous time in the morning just for you- oh. No, it's twelve thirty, but she's only been up for half an hour so it counts. Anyway- *urk*" as Wufei finally gets him and happily drags him away. The happy Gundam pilot and the rapidly-turning-blue OZ General are gone so fast that the Potplant Gods miss several times.





Just to make this email more interesting, at this point a whole bunch of chibi-X-Men hit the stage, some literally. They start making friends with the other chibis, but relations take a distinct turn for the worst as chibi-Scoot meets Hiei.


Scoot: "And who's your charming red-haired girlfriend?"


Hiei: growl. (Look in his eyes. He's considering letting Kurama shred the stupid ningen, setting the whole Rei Kai Tantei on him, or possibly calling up the great Black Dragon and laying waste to the whole town. But in the end, he'll settle for flattening the moron himself.)


Chibi-Gambit strolls in to scope out the talent, glances at Miaka, blanches, spots a pre-episode-ten-or-whenever Nuriko, and turns on enough charm to illuminate a small town. Nuri-chan, long skirts swishing, flips her(?) hair and plays along. Tasuki is heard to whisper to Chichiri: "Suzaku, is HE ever in for a &£$@ing shock!"


Meanwhile, our two very fave G-boys have been inspecting Relena's feet, which are still sticking out from under the giant aspidistra. Duo is whistling 'Ding Dong the Witch is Dead'. Heero is looking very closely at the feet, but is eventually satisfied that there's no pulse.


Heero: (smugly) "Hn." Duo: (smuglier) "Ahem. Our Potplant Gods, Who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy aim, (speeding up as Heero grabs the braid) Relena's done, but I need one! RIGHT NOW! On Earth as it is in Devon! No- wait..." but the Potplant Gods have heeded his prayer and one more lands with a satisfying thump just before the watching fangirls get enough of a view to make this a lemon.


Watching Fangirls: (disappointed) "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"


Back on stage left, Nuriko has tired of the game and leans in to whisper a little secret in Gambit's ear. We see his eyes widen slightly as Nuri leans back and waits for the explosion. Then he flashes a patented ten-kilowatt-James-Dean smile, moves in again, and says: "What's ya point, cher? Haven't ya ever heard of th'Mooks?"


Bobby, from offstage: "OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Exit Gambit stage right, very very fast, pursued by Nuriko shouting "You've got a BOYFRIEND?", pursued by Bobby shouting "MINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!" pursued by Tasuki and Chichiri, who don't want to miss the fun.


And just to finish off, Hiei and Kurama pick up the list and hold it helpfully (this would be hard for Hiei but he has the height advantage of an unconscious chibi-Scoot draped over his shoulder)


Stuff To Make Firefly Feel Better: The List:


1. Chibi-Heero and Chibi-Duo (with optional full-size capabilities) to cuddle and generally make you feel better, and generate potplants if you're really bored and need...errr...greenery. Yep, that's right.


2. Complete chibi-casts of FY, GW, YYH, X-Men ekt ekt for general entertainment, and


3. A Big Cardboard Box (tm) to put them in if you want quiet.


4. And a Big Roll Of Duct Tape (it holds the universe together!) to keep it shut when you've put them in it, cos we ALL know what chibis are like, and if you're not careful all them falling potplants keep punching escape holes in the top.


5. Lots and lots of Zen chocolate. It's gonna have to be Zen for obvious reasons- the chocolate I would give you if I was there, and I could, but I'm not so I can't so I won't.


6. Some helpful web addresses for the bored'n'sick bishounen collector: Pocket Bishonen! Gotta catch 'em all! GO HERE! Click on 'Catch 'em' in the menu and find hours of amusement!
The CFAN chibi-comic-characters adoption agency.


7. Er...


8. That's it.


All the chibis together, even the ones who have to poke their heads over plantpots to do it:


"GET BETTER SOON!"



~Owari~



Notes
Scoot is Scott is Cyclops, leader of the X-Men, who (in our humble opinion) has a stick so far up his ass it's surprising he bends at all.
The Mooks are the wonderful stories about the Bobby/Remy [Iceman/Gambit] couple. Find them at Mooksville, on the Links page.


So, didja laugh?

Jongleur


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