Chibimail EXTRA:

Shameless Imitation

[by K-hime]




~Fanfare~ Introducing . . . .Her Royal Kawaii Obliviousness, K-hime!!

K-hime: ~makes a note to fire the herald~ Good evening, bon soir, guten Abend, and konbanwa to all! ~turns off the applause soundtrack~ Yes, I am here to answer Jongleur-sama's wish. ~unrolls a scroll~ Ahem. In token of my deepest gratitude for the Great Jongleur-sama's help and tolerance of my computer ignorance, I hereby present one Duo, complete with Gundanium cage, electrified bars, demon scrolls, laser alarms, motion detectors, and ~blushes~ handcuffs. Sometimes those keep him occupied.

~The sound of a circus organ is heard~

Allen: ~enters in a top hat and tails~ And now, ladies and gentlemen, for your amusement, we present Heero Yuy, the great Lion-Tamer!!

Heero: ~enters to loud applause~ Hn. ~cracks whip~

Duo: ~in a fluffy lion costume with his hair for a mane. ignores Heero to grumble about his costume~

Heero: ~Death Glare (tm)~

Duo: ~glomps Heero~

K-hime: ~stomps on-stage~ What are you doing? Allen-kun, I'm trying to write a letter!!

Allen: ~bats his eyes~ We're helping. Now Duo will stay in his cage with Heero there.

K: ~sighs~ It's lucky that Duo clones indescriminately. I just hope Jongleur-sama can handle this one, I borrowed Gen's, and we all know what her bishounen are like . . . .btw, Jongleur-sama, do you have Messenger? You should meet Gen.

Allen: ~decides he's being ignored. Glomps~

K: Allen-kuuun!!

Allen: ^_^ Yes, K-chan?

K: ~sigh~ At least the others aren't--

~the sound of bickering can be heard from off-stage~

K: -_-;; never mind.

Folken: ~immediately grabs her from Allen~ Mine.

Pulse: K-hime-sama, I've come to help you.

Folken: ~glare~

Pulse: ~glare~

Hotohori: ~to Nuriko~ They're at it again. Where's Wufei when you need him?

Wufei: ~hiding under the table~ Treize isn't here, is he?

Hotohori: No, hunnybun, he found the tea you left him.

Wufei: Oh. Okay. ~climbs out from under table. Gives Hotohori a strange look~ When did you morph back from Zechs?

Hotohori: ~shrugs~ Nuriko and I decided we need to fix K-hime's wardrobe.

K: o_O Oh no. No no no. You are not giving me a make-over again!

Nuriko: ~pouts~ Why noooot?

K: You stuck me in Yui's midriff outfit! And Folken stuck me in pigtails! PIGTAILS!!

Folken&Pulse: ~now full of Wufei's tranquilizer tea~ Kawaaaaaiii!! ^_^

K: Eep! ~tries to hide behind Wufei as the pillar of reason (okay, so that's not very smart--I'm in danger here!1)~

Wufei: It's okay, K-hime. Here, I made you some tea.

K: Ooh, thanks! ~innocently drinks tea (hey, we told you she was oblivious)~ Wheee . . . . . ^.^ I love Wufei's tea! ~sparkle sparkle~

Wufei: ~separating himself from the insueing makeover~ Well, that's all, Jongleur-sama. Enjoy your Duo-in-a-cage . . . . .I'll remind K-hime to write again so we can get you my special tea if he gets too troublesome. Would this make the grade for a lovely little fanfic?

Duo-in-cage: Pretty please?

Ja ne, K-hime (with sparkly purple hair ribbons "Help me!")



K-hime may be found herewith.


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