Chibimail EXTRA II:

Shameless Imitation - the Sequel

[by Jongleur]




Scene-setting: Twilight. Lonely and silhouetted in the centre of the stage is the cage, complete with silhouetted Duo inside, all scrunched up and cute-looking. A strange 'scritch-scritch' noise can be heard, coming from... the cage? He can't have gotten a hacksaw in there *already*, can he? 'NAKAGO! LIGHTS!'

*Chibi-Nakago shoots Jongleur-chan a particularly withering glare and looses a full-scale ki-blast at the light switch. Large amounts of electrical equipment go up in smoke, the curtains collapse *again*, some non-load-bearing walls crumble, etc etc etc. By the light of the various flickering electrical fires is revealed....*

*...one perfectly innocent Duo, looking rather annoyed at being woken up. And the scritch-scritch noise hasn't stopped...*

*snaps fingers* A small army of bickering chibis zoom out of the wings, some patting furiously at smouldering clothes as they go, and spin the cage round... to where Heero is making a truly impressive attempt at picking the lock on the cage door, despite the considerable current being poured into him by the electrified bars.

Jongleur (in the scary voice): 'Heero....'

Heero (looking vaguely worried, in an electrified-Heero-like way): 'I wasn't trying to break him out! I was trying to get *in*... Honest...?'

Jongleur: *evil grin*

*amid much shouting, crashing, screaming and sizzling as twenty-odd chibis with varying supernatural powers attempt to mob a full-size Heero in the presence of high-voltage electricity* Ahem. Dear K-hime. Thank you *ever* so much for the *lovely* Duo-in-a-cage, who is providing hours and hours of entertainment (as you can see). As for actual content to this email, I'm afraid I don't have Messenger, as frankly I'm so rubbish at replying to emails within reasonable time I'm not even going to *think* about real-time conversation. ^_^

*Heero, now inside cage, does the scary Perfect Soldier thing and actually succeeds in bending the bars slightly. Duo (looking dangerous): 'What? You don't *want* to be trapped in a cage with me?'*

Anyways, yes, hooray! We haven't had any new chibimails in *ages*. Firefly-chan owes me one, but does she ever pay up? Nooooooo... I shall stick these up as soon as I get the chance. ^_^

*Potplant miraculously appears IN cage (in the interests of not compromising security), being a bit too big to fit but trying admirably hard. Heero glances at it and looks suggestively at Duo*

I think I could do with some of that tranquilliser tea...

*Duo smashes potplant over Heero's head*

Oh gods... *bows politely* Excuse me K-hime, I have a riot to stop. Or possibly start. *waves cheerily and runs off in direction of chaos*



Whaddya think? Huh? Huh?


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