Chibimail EXTRA III:

Shameless Imitation: Fun With Finals

[by K-hime]




Scene: Bright mid-morning sun shines through even the heavy closed curtains, managing to worm its way around every crack and gap where the fabric doesn't quite tocuh the sill. In the interior, crashes, bangs, and general clamor can be heard. Let's look inside, shall we?

K: Hentai!! ~film pauses as the narrator is bashed with a desk~ Oh . . .sorry. I've got to work on my aim. ~notices camera . . .finally~ eheheh . . .um, yes, good morning Jongleur-sama! Here, I had Wufei write down the recipe for his tea. ~eyes the paper~ WUFEI!!

Wufei: ~ducks out of the closet looking mussed~ What?

K: ~wordlessly hands him the paper~

Wufei: ONNA!! I wrote it down! What more do you want?

K: It's in Chinese.

Wufei: ~raises an eyebrow. Translation: Stupid onna can't even read Chinese, nooo, she has to spend all her time studying French and German while I keep the bishounen from killing each other, but do I get any thanks, nooooo. There is no justice.~ Make a big pot of green tea, add two teaspoons sugar and 10 milligrams of Lorazepam.

K: ~whine~ But I like Darjeeling!!

Wufei: ~twitch~ Must not . . .get katana . . . .must not . . .kill suthor . . . . ~deep breath~ It doesn't matter what kind of tea. And the sedative can be whatever you want.

Duo: ~pop~ Sugar?!

K: Ack! Duo, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be in your cage with Jongleur-sama! ~tries to shove him off-screen~

Duo: ~Doesn't bat an eye~ I brought you a set of chibis, since you're writing a kind of chibimail. Your lot of bishounens won't cut it. ~holds out a large box with air holes~

K: ~eyes the package, which is shaking, dubiously~ I'm in the middle of finals, I don't have time to deal with chibis. Duo? Duo . . . ~Duo has miraculously vanished, leaving the package sittign on the floor~

The box rips open, and five little chibis jump, spin, waltz, cut, or glare their way out. Chibi-Heero, after giving the box a few more kicks to make sure it's really dead, immediately grabs Chibi-Duo's braid and pulls him behind the desk. Chibi-Quatre starts tsking and making plans for redecorating K-hime's drab dorm room. Chibi-Trowa stares at K-hime, then triple-flips up onto the top of the desk for a good look around (the fact that he can also see down Chibi-Quatre's shirt from this angle is, I'm sure, purely coincidental). Chibi-Wufei immediately goes over and kicks Wufei in the shins.

Wufei: ~picking his mini-counterpart up by the back of his shirt ("INJUSTICE!!")~ What are we supposed to do with them?

Chibi-Duo picks this moment to come running out from behind the desk, laughing maniacally. Chibi-Heero follows at a dead run (or as fast as possible with his EVA shorts in a wedgie), glaring a hole right through the leg of the desk.

CH: DUO!! OMAE O KURUSO!!

Attracted by the familiar threat, a couple of K-hime's normal--can we even use that word here?--bishounen come out from the closet (yes, I really do keep my bishounen in a pocket-dimension in my closet. ^_^;;). They stare at the ensueing melee of the Chibi-Gundam boys. Chibi-Trowa is trying to keep Chibi-Heero from killing Chibi-Quatre along with Chibi-Duo, who pounced on Chibi-Quatre at the time of the incident. (Anyone getting tired of the word "Chibi" yet?)

Zechs: ~stares, then levels an accusing glare at K-hime~ You've been reading the Chibimails again, haven't you?

K: ~squirms~ But, but . . . .I have to do SOMETHING to distract me from juries. And look, look, look! She posted my story!! ~sparkle sparkle sparkle. CQ immediately imprints upon the large sparkling person~

Treize: Oooh, a mini-dragon! ~cuddling CW~ Can I keep him, please?

K: o_O No! No molesting the chibis, not on their first day! ~rescues CW~

Treize: ~latches onto full-size Wufei as a substitute~

K: ~sigh~ I'd better go tell the others they're babysitting the rest of the day. What were you guys fighting about, anyways?

Zechs: -_-; Treize let Dilandau out of his cage again. Allen's hair is pink now.

K: O_O Okaaaaay . . . .yes, Jongleur-sama, as soon as finals are over, I will have a Escaflowne guide for you, to explain where these other bishounen have come from . . . .and what was that you said about my Folken-sama's hair? ~evil look~

CQ: Up! ~latches onto K-hime's hair as soon as she picks him up. CT somersaults up next to him~

K: ~gives them the patented Look that all parents and oldest siblings learn~ I don't want a potplant landing on my shoulder, you two.

CQ: Sparkle! ~look, he's learned a new word~

Evidently the chibis Duo found are a little more chibi than normal . . .oh well. Till next time:

Wufei: TREIZE!! INJUSTICE!! ~passes out~

K: -_-;; Oh, what the heck. Let him have his fun this time.

Ja ne.



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