Muddled Waters
[Part Three]
by MadamHydra
Last revised: 08/20/00
WARNINGS: yaoi hints, sexual innuendo of various sorts, comedic
OCC-ness, a little Relena-bashing... literally! ^_-
Pairings: 1+2/2+1 (naturally!)
Archive: http://www.geocities.com/madamhydra/GW.html
Notes: General craziness ahead, so please securely stow your sanity
in the overhead compartments or under the seat in front of you, and
fasten your seat belt.
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'Cause I'm just a girl
I'd rather not be
'Cause they won't let me drive
Late at night
I'm just a girl
Guess I'm some kind of freak
'Cause they all sit and stare
With their eyes
I'm just a girl
Take a good look at me
Just your typical prototype
Oh...I've had it up to here!
Oh...am I making myself clear?
-- "Just a Girl" by No Doubt
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"Mr. Yuy! Just where do you think you're going?" a strident
female voice shouted.
Standing just inside the entrance of the girls' dormitory with
Duo, Heero turned to glare dangerously at the frumpy stout woman who
had just come running down the hallway huffing and puffing in outrage.
"You know that male students are not allowed in the girls' dorm!
And how on earth did she get into this condition!?" the woman snapped,
giving Heero an accusing glare after taking in Duo's injuries and his
shredded school uniform.
The Wing pilot glanced back at the disheveled Duo, who for once
had his arm slung over Heero's shoulder more for support rather than a
friendly gesture. To Duo's surprise, there was actually a faint look
of concern in the other boy's eyes. Even more surprising was the fact
that Heero now had his arm firmly -- and rather possessively -- around
Duo's waist. These discoveries left the braided pilot momentarily
flustered, so it took a few seconds before he managed to gather his
wits together.
With an innocent look, Duo said to the middle-aged matron, "Sorry,
ma'am! I totally forgot about the rules. Heero was simply being kind
enough to help me inside out of the rain. And this mess," Duo tugged
on the few remaining bits of fabric clinging to her shoulders, "wasn't
his fault at all! These two animals came out of nowhere and started
fighting! The next thing I knew, I somehow ended up in the middle!"
He gave the woman a traumatized look and sniffled piteously as he
huddled a little closer to Heero.
The Wing pilot sourly noted that regardless of being male or
female, Duo had lost none of his notorious charm and persuasiveness.
He could almost see the older woman melting like butter under a heat
lamp.
"Well... in that case, that's very good of you, Mr. Yuy. Quite
proper, helping a lady in distress. But really, the rules are the
rules. I'll take her from here." The matron gently, but firmly pried
Duo away from Heero and led the long-haired pilot back toward the
suite he was sharing with Dorothy and Relena.
Duo glanced back at the scowling Heero. With an impish gleam in
his violet eyes, he said bravely, "Don't worry, Heero! I'll be fine.
Talk to you later...." He managed to choke back the urge to add the
word 'darling' to the end of his little speech, otherwise Heero
probably would have throttled him on the spot.
The Wing pilot rolled his eyes at Duo's playacting and stalked off
toward the male dormitories.
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Treize-ryu paused in midair and sniffed daintily. He sighed as he
caught the rich scent of roses drifting through the air. And not just
any common type of roses....
Off in the distance, he could see the rapidly approaching
ruby-and-gold shape of Wufei-draco.
"Perfect... absolutely perfect...," the OZ general-turned-dragon
cooed happily to himself before diving toward the source of the roses.
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Duo managed to shake off his escort at the suite door. He grabbed
a few items out of his luggage, then headed straight for the bathroom.
"Oh man, what a day!" he muttered, as he dumped his shredded
shirt, skirt, and tights on the tiled bathroom floor. To his glee,
the tub was HUGE -- capable of accommodating two people in comfort...
or three if they were really friendly -- and came complete with a full
array of whirlpool massage jets.
"Hell, this school really must be desperate for dorm rooms. This
suite had to be the guest quarters before they crammed Relena and
Dorothy in here."
After setting the water temperature -- HOT -- and programming the
tub to fill, Duo spent the next few minutes exploring. Aside from the
extravagant tub, the lavish bathroom was equipped with a separate
shower stall, double vanities, mirrors everywhere, and even one of
those funky bidet thingies beside the toilet. The closets were packed
with an wide assortment of shampoos, soaps, body washes, fluffy towels
and even bathrobes. The bathroom even contained a complete multimedia
entertainment center perfectly placed so one watch movies from the
tub.
"God, I think I'm in heaven!" Duo said with a manic grin. He then
flung out his arms and gloated, "And you're all MINE!
"If old Relena and Dorothy need to use the bathroom in the next
three hours, that's their friggin' bad luck! Let 'em take a hike down
the hallway!" Duo cackled evilly as he locked the door.
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In the upper level sitting room in the girls' dormitory, there
were a mixture of reactions to Relena's outburst. A first group of
girls were clustered around the distraught Relena, offering her tons
of sympathy and making nasty, catty remarks about Ms. Duo Maxwell. A
second group of girls was also making jealous remarks about Duo, but
mainly because 'she' had made off with that hunk, Heero Yuy.
On the other hand, a third group of girls were rather pleased.
Although it seemed that Heero was unavailable, they now had less
competition for the other boys' attention. Considering Heero's fierce
and rather possessive reaction to Norton's groping of Duo, maybe some
of the other boys would now pay more attention to *them*. At that
moment, several girls ran out into the rain to take care of the class
president who was still sprawled upside down where Heero's punch had
landed him.
And of course, there were the people who were not in the least bit
deterred by the existence of an engagement between Heero and Duo --
after all, engagements were made to be broken.
All these events amused Dorothy immensely and she wondered how
Heero would react to this little complication. In fact, he should be
finding out any moment now. Smiling faintly, she rose to her feet
only to be confronted by a smoldering Relena.
"I don't care. I won't have it! It's... it's disgraceful! They
must have forced him into this charade! Those dirty old men!" Her
eyes had a fanatical glint as she growled, "You know how dedicated
Heero is. That's it. That must be the reason why Heero allows Duo
Maxwell to hang all over him and... and cuddle up to him! It's a
matter of duty, nothing more. Well, if Heero needs a fiancee, he can
have me!"
Amid cries of "Go get her!" and "You teach her who's boss,
Relena-sama!", the Peacecraft turned on her heel and marched
purposefully off toward their suite.
Dorothy trailed after her, concealing a grin of faintly malicious
anticipation.
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As Heero entered the ground floor sitting room in the male
dormitory, all conversation ceased. The Wing pilot glanced around
warily. He had spent a majority of his short life as a target of one
sort or another, so the sensation of having a big bullseye tacked on
his back was unpleasantly familiar.
A short, shifty-eyed student sidled up to Heero. He wasn't quite
bold enough to nudge the sullen teenager, but he winked and said
slyly, "Yuy, you lucky dog!"
Heero gave the obnoxious student a scathing stare which sent the
teenager scuttling for cover.
One of Norton's associates drawled, "Indeed. It seems that
congratulations are in order, but don't be too sure of yourself, Yuy."
The impeccably dressed speaker was tall, with long blond hair. He
was also very handsome and knew it.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Heero retorted irritably.
"I'm talking about Ms. Maxwell, of course. She might be your
fiancee -- for now -- but I wouldn't take her for granted. Not at
all. She could always change her mind, you know, and choose someone
else... someone worthier."
There were a chorus of "Yeah!" and "That's right" from the
assembled boys, who were starting to look more like a lynch mob than a
casual grouping of students.
"Duo... my... fiancee...?" Heero said very slowly, between gritted
teeth, as if he wanted to make absolutely certain of a particular
fact.
The blond-haired upperclassman smirked slightly and said,
"Exactly... unless you're willing to see sense and break your
engagement right here and now."
"En-gage-ment... with Duo...."
Wiser members of the crowd began to retreat as Heero's eyes
narrowed dangerously.
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"Owwwww, hot... mmmmm... aaaaaahhhhhhhh......" Duo sighed as he
slid into the steaming water, blissfully rubbing his hand over his now
flat and distinctly male chest. He still couldn't get over the fact
that he was actually cursed... and from a simple tumble into a hot
spring, of all things!
As he slowly washed and tried to untangle his long hair, Duo
thought, (Great, how am I going to explain this to Professor G?) He
shuddered slightly at the prospect.
(A girl... how the hell did I get stuck turning into a girl!
Although, considering what happened to the other guys, I probably
shouldn't complain. At least I'm still human! Poor Trowa, turned
into a piglet who can't even talk or communicate... not that he ever
said all that much when he's human, anyway! And Wufei.... Oh hell, I
nearly forgot!)
Duo grabbed for his portable phone and quickly punched in Sally
Po's number.
"Hello?" the doctor replied.
"Sally! What's up with Wufei!?"
"Duo? You saw him!?"
"Yeah... you could put it like that. And a lot closer than I
wanted to, frankly."
"What do you mean by that?"
"Umm... I'll explain later. But tell me what happened on your
end."
Sally thought for a moment, then said, "After they broke the news
about their curses, Wufei went upstairs to change back into human
form...."
Duo snickered, "I bet he didn't want to end up naked in front of
you, right?"
The doctor said with a slight chuckle, "Basically, yes. Anyway,
the next thing I know, there's a ruckus, then Wufei comes dashing down
the stairs stark naked with this little blue and silver dragon after
him! It's weird, but I could swear that dragon was actually trying to
splash Wufei with water.... He panicked and ran out the door -- still
naked -- into the rain. Once in dragon form, he took off with the
other dragon in hot pursuit. Quatre, Trowa, and I haven't got a clue
what frightened Wufei so much or why the blue dragon was chasing
him...."
Duo started to giggle uncontrollably over the phone.
"Do you know what's really going on!? Tell me!"
As the braided pilot continued to snicker wildly, Sally thrust the
phone at Quatre and snapped, "See if YOU can talk some sense into him
and find out what's going on!"
"Duo?" Quatre said tentatively. "What happened to Wufei!? Is he
all right? Did he get into a fight with that other dragon?"
"Fight you could put it like that!" Duo managed
to choke out.
"Duo!" the Arab pilot said in a rare note of exasperation.
"Okay, okay... less than an hour ago, Wu-man dropped out of the
sky, grabbed my breasts, then tried to climb down my shirt and into my
bra...."
"WHAT!? Wufei!?"
"Yup!" Duo said cheerfully. "And all the while, he was screaming
something about 'she' being after him....."
Quatre pulled the phone from his ear and stared at it as the
braided pilot succumbed to another fit of giggles.
"....'she'....?"
"Yeah... you see... that blue dragon? It's a female... and I
think she's in HEAT!"
Back in Sally's office, Trowa and Sally stared worriedly as Quatre
froze with a stupefied expression on his face.
"Quatre?" the Heavyarms pilot said, shaking the blonde's shoulder.
"The blue dragon... Duo says it's a female... in heat... and she's
after Wufei...," Quatre stammered to his audience.
Trowa's mouth dropped open in shock as Sally snatched the phone
out of Quatre's limp grasp.
"DUO!!! Are you saying what I think you're saying!?"
"Yup!" The Deathscythe pilot sniggered again, stretching lazily
in his hot bath.
"How could you possibly KNOW all this!?"
"Listen, Sally. That little blue lady dragon called Wufei 'my
darling little draconian studmuffin', so what do you THINK she wants
him for!?"
"Oh my god... Poor Wufei...."
Duo yelled in outrage into the phone, "Poor Wufei!? What about
poor ME!? How would you like having the two of them scrambling all
over you with their pointy little claws and spines? I look like I've
been through a paper shredder and do you have any idea how much time
it took me to detangle my hair after they got through playing
hide-and-seek in it? Not to mention nearly getting incinerated by
Wufei's bad breath or turned into an icicle by the female... did I
happen to mention that she appears to be an ice dragon? By the time
they were through, I was standing nearly naked in the middle of the
dormitory quad for everyone to see -- as a female, to boot!"
Quatre finally recovered from his shock and grabbed the phone
back.
"Duo, what were you doing wearing a bra!? I thought you were
registering as a guy!"
"That's was the plan, but then it started raining. I got caught
by the vice-principal before I could find some hot water. She
recognized me from my records. I managed to patch up the mess by
giving her some story about computer errors and twin brothers, but at
the moment, I'm basically stuck being a girl."
"Um... does Heero know about... about Jusenkyo?"
Duo sank lower in the water and mumbled, "Yeah... well, he found
out before I could actually tell him... you could say that he sort of
put his hand smack on top of the evidence."
"What do you mean?" Quatre said in a bewildered voice.
"He ripped my shirt open and grabbed my breast... which turned out
to be an unexpectedly large handful since it was a GIRL's breast..."
"He... he didn't!"
"Yup," Duo muttered, but he found himself grinning at the memory
of Heero's reaction to THAT discovery.
At the clinic, Sally and Trowa were eavesdropping with a sort of
horrified fascination as Quatre repeated, "Let me get this straight...
The rain changed you into a girl... Heero ripped your clothes off and
grabbed your breast...?"
"You see, this spooky vice-principal lady caught me dressed in
pants, so she made me change into a girl's uniform before dragging me
off to class. Heero saw me and well, you can guess what HE
thought...."
"Ouch...," the Sandrock pilot murmured sympathetically.
"He was pissed off, no doubt about it."
"Did he... I mean, did he... hurt you?"
"Huh? What are you...? Oh that... nah. It wasn't too bad.
Hell, I'm not even sore. He got caught by the vice-principal before
he could do anything worse, although he was seriously eyeing my
crotch....," Duo said in a distracted tone as he struggled with a
particularly stubborn tangle.
Quatre nearly dropped the phone again, but before he could say
anything else, Duo said cheerfully, "Anyway, would you believe that
I'm now rooming with Dorothy Catalonia and Relena? Well, I just
called to let you guys know about Wufei. I've got a bad feeling that
he's going to be REALLY busy for the next day or two. That she-dragon
seemed pretty determined to have her wicked way with him."
"Duo, that's not funny!"
"Aw, c'mon! What's the worse that could happen? He's a big boy.
Besides, maybe it'll make him loosen up a bit. Talk to you later,
guys."
He hung up on a still sputtering Quatre and stretched out in the
tub, purring happily.
"Man, I could really get to like this.... mmmmmmmmmm."
The conversation with Quatre made Duo think about the interesting
waves of sensation that coursed through his body when Heero squeezed
his breast.
(No, that didn't hurt at all... actually, he didn't really grab
them... he sort of... gently kneaded them... it felt... it felt sort
of... nice... much better than 'nice'... with his thumb just brushing
my nipple.... calluses on his thumb... just a bit of roughness... like
a cat's tongue... wonder what Heero's tongue would feel like....)
Unconsciously, Duo's hand drifted to his now flat, masculine
chest. His eyelids slowly closed as his fingers slowly began to trace
delicate circles around one of his nipples as he slowly ran his other
hand through his damp, but blissfully untangled hair.
(Even now... I can still feel his hands in my hair... stroking my
head... brushing my cheekbones... so strong, but so gentle... feels so
good... wish he'd do it again... so close... I could almost taste his
breath... could have kissed him... he would have killed me... but I
would have died happy... to feel him touching me... holding me....)
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Dressed in a bathrobe that concealed his five very bushy fox
tails, Zechs-youko gave Noin a faint smile -- making sure not to
expose his overly sharp teeth -- and ushered her inside the hotel
suite. He nudged her into the living room and deftly relieved her of
the kettle of hot water.
"Ah, excellent, Lucrezia. My thanks." While Noins was sitting
down, he hastily pulled the bathrobe sleeves over his hands. Although
his hands were human in form, the fingernails, like his teeth, were
abnormally long and sharp.
"Are you all right? Your voice sounded very... well, squeaky when
I talked to you a few minutes ago."
"Oh that." Zechs made a careless gesture. "Just a temporarily
scratchiness in the throat. It's gone now. If you don't mind
waiting, I'll be with you in a few minutes."
"Why?" Noin blurted, then flushed with embarrassment.
"I have something I need to... brew," Zechs said hastily.
She jumped up and said, "I can do that for you...."
"No, no... I can take care of it. No problem," he said as he
disappeared into a bedroom, leaving Noin with no opportunity to
protest.
Gripped with a sudden curiosity, she silently walked over to the
closed bedroom door. The barely audible murmur of voices drew her
closer until she had her ear against the door.
(Sound like he's talking to someone... who could it be? Someone
on the phone?)
To her surprise, a female voice answered Zechs' question... a
familiar female voice.
(That... that sounds like Lady Une... no, that's ridiculous, what
on earth would he and Lady Une be doing alone in a bedroom....
Noin's eyes widened abruptly and she clamped her hand over her
mouth to stifle a loud gasp.
(NO! It... it couldn't be... could it? Une and Zechs couldn't
be having an... an affair! I wondered about him and Treize, but...
but... with Une? And under Treize's very nose? Impossible!)
As she leaned harder against the door in an effort to catch the
low murmur of conversation coming from the other side, the imperfectly
closed door latch sprang open under her weight, sending Noin tumbling
headfirst into the room.
Red-faced, she hastily sat up on the floor. The first thing she
saw was Lady Une, without her glasses and her hair hanging loosely
around her bare shoulders. The startled Une sat on the rumpled bed,
wearing a slightly damp bedsheet and absolutely nothing else. As for
Zechs, who was sitting on the other side of the bed, it was equally
obvious that he was wearing nothing under his half-open bathrobe.
Even as Noin sat paralyzed with shock and disbelief, Zechs and Une
exchanged an extremely guilty look.
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Just as a semi-dozing Duo was trailing his fingers along the
acutely sensitive skin on the inside of his thigh, all hell broke
lose....
There was a female shriek, a loud crash, then a fusillade of thuds
on the securely locked bathroom door, accompanied by a stream of
obscenities.
Normally, Duo would be instantly alerted by the commotion, but he
was so deep into his erotic fantasy about Heero that it took him
nearly a minute to realize what was happening. But by the time, the
bathroom door was shaking and threatening to pop loose from its frame.
Duo sat bolt upright in the tub and grabbed for his gun just as
the door gave up the ghost and splintered. The Deathscythe pilot
could only stare, his mouth agape as Dorothy Catalonia -- dressed in
an outfit that a street hooker would have been embarrassed to wear --
finished kicking the door down and dashed into the bathroom. The
naked boy and the near-naked girl stared at each other for a long
moment.
"YOU!" Dorothy shouted, her tail lashing wildly, hair standing
practically on end, and her long cat ears quivering with frustration
and stress.
....tail...?
....cat ears....?
Duo was vaguely aware that something was seriously wrong with that
picture, but he couldn't figure out exactly what it was. Namely,
because all the blood in his body was rushing to his groin... well,
the blood that wasn't already in that region of his body, considering
his steamy daydream involving Heero....
Fortunately for Dorothy-neko, Duo was a Gundam pilot, trained to
operate and think rationally under incredible physical duress. Even
as part of his barely functioning brain was wondering how the hell
Dorothy managed to keep breasts the size of melons -- LARGE melons --
covered with a strip of fabric barely two inches wide, Duo dropped his
gun, clapped his hands over his eyes, and dove underwater.
(Oh shit oh shit oh shit....)
As his head started to clear, he didn't know what scared him the
most -- the fact that he nearly became a drooling, sex-crazed maniac
over someone other than Heero, or the fact that he had come THAT close
to glomping Dorothy Catalonia....
Still underwater, Duo shuddered and continued to hold his breath.
Death before dishonor! He'd drown first....
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Hearing something stirring in the room behind her, Dorothy-neko
had no choice. In a lithe bound, she plunged headfirst into the
already occupied bathtub.
Water sloshed onto the floor as bodies bumped, limbs entangled,
elbows jousted, and heads knocked. The tub's computer noted the drop
in the water level and dutifully opened the hot water faucet.
Duo and Dorothy both opened their eyes and stared at each other
underwater. Pumped with adrenaline, the now-human girl unthinkingly
grabbed Duo and heaved him out of the tub.
The naked boy flew across the bathroom, landing in a heap inside
the shower enclosure. The impact somehow managed to jam the cold
water control open, covering almost half the bathroom with a chilly
spray that left the unhappy Duo shivering and female.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR!!!" he screamed at Dorothy as
he scrambled to his feet and stomped over toward the tub.
It was Dorothy's turn to pick her jaw off the floor. She stared
at him, then finally sputtered, "You're... you're a girl!"
"Yeah, I'm a girl! So what!? Just a few seconds ago you were
sporting a tail, big pointy ears, and breasts the size of humongeous
cantaloupes! Wanna make something of it!?" the decidedly pissed off
Gundam pilot shouted.
They stared at each other, then simultaneously groaned as the
realization hit them both.
"Jusenkyo...," Duo said morosely.
"....Jusenkyo," she replied in an even more morose voice.
"How the fuck did YOU end up there?" demanded Duo.
"Guess," Dorothy grumbled, still sitting in the hot tub.
Duo rolled his eyes and muttered, "Don't tell me... Relena."
"Bingo." Dorothy's eyes suddenly widened as she glanced behind
Duo, who was standing with his back to the bathroom doorway.
"LOOK OUT!!!" she shrieked.
He barely started to turn when someone grabbed him from behind and
started squeezing his breasts.
"Duo-chan! Sweet-ums! Oh baby...." The words were followed by
an unbelievably annoying giggle.
A flabbergasted Duo looked behind him to see a teenage boy with a
familiar shade of blond hair, blue eyes... and clad only in frilly
pink female panties! For once, the chestnut-haired pilot could not
think of a thing to say. All he could do is mutely point at the
person clinging to his female body like a starving leech.
Dorothy peeked warily above the rim of the tub and nodded an
affirmative.
As one of Relena-kun's hands started to move downward to Duo's
crotch, the Deathscythe pilot finally got his wits together and
slammed his fist into the Relena's face. There was a rather
satisfying crunch.
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Mr. Lonfu, the famed rose breeder, ran screaming out of his house
along with all his servants. Once the terrified group reached the
local bar over a mile away, they told stories of strange shapes moving
around the estate and horrifying bestial noises coming from the
greenhouses where he grew his prize roses.
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Heero marched down the hallway toward the girls' dorm, his blazing
cobalt-blue eyes daring anyone to stop him.
"Relena, omae o korosu...."
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"What the FUCK was that!?" Duo gasped with an expression of
loathing on his face as he stared at the unconscious Relena-kun.
Dorothy muttered, "She fell into the Spring of the Drowned Pervert
Boy, or something like that. And if you think she's bad now, you
should see how she behaves when I change into my cursed form!"
Duo said with a smirk, "Oh, let me guess. Spring of the Drowned
Sex Kitten?"
The Catalonia scowled and retorted, "Close enough, okay?"
"What's with the clothes... or rather, the lack of them?"
Dorothy shrugged helplessly. "I don't know. When I change, I
always end up in the same sleazy, skimpy outfit."
As Relena-kun started to stir, Duo said, "Hell, we better change
her back before she wakes up."
"Fine, you do that."
But as Duo was about to grab Relena, she grabbed first, popping up
from the floor in an amazing show of recuperative powers that would
have put Heero to shame.
"ACK--mmmmphhh!!!!" Duo's shout of outrage was cut off as
Relena-kun grabbed his shoulders and locked lips.
Seeing her opportunity to escape, Dorothy stealthily crawled out
of the bathtub and headed for the door. However, with a true
predator's keen senses, Relena noticed the movement. In an instant,
Relena-kun dumped a sputtering Duo on his butt, bounded across the
bathroom, grabbed Dorothy and shoved her under the cold water spray
from the broken shower.
"BLEAH!!! POOH!!! ICK!!! Oh, that's majorly sick, man!
Mouthwash!!! Gimme mouthwash! I've been kissed by Relena!!!" Duo
choked out, grabbing at his throat and scrubbing at his lips.
As soon as the cold water hit her, Dorothy transformed back into
her cursed sex kitten form and was immediately glomped by an ecstatic
Relena-kun.
"GET OFF ME!!!" the Catalonia shrieked.
"I could never give you up, pussy-baby!" retorted Relena-kun, who
had ripped off the thin strap masquerading as Dorothy's bra and was
now nuzzling his face between the irate cat-girl's large, but
exquisitely shaped breasts.
Dorothy retaliated by whacking Relena on the side of the head with
a small stool, which knocked the hentai teenager within easy clutching
distance of Duo. Relena-kun happily took advantage of that fact.
However, Duo was a bit more prepared this time around and managed
to slam his elbow into Relena's stomach and sent her rolling back in
Dorothy-neko's direction.
Wielding the stool like a lion-tamer's chair and a towel as a
whip, Dorothy did her best to fend off the maniacally grinning
Relena-kun. In furious tones, she growled, "You men! Always thinking
with your damn cocks, not your brains! Testosterone-addled morons!"
Duo staggered to his feet. Fortunately, his female form seemed
immune to whatever sexual aura that Dorothy's cursed form possessed.
He muttered, "Hey! I resent that! For one thing, I didn't grab you.
And second, it's not MY fault that damn sex kitten body of yours gets
a rise out of every male who sees it!"
The half-naked Dorothy shot Duo a nasty look and retorted, "OH!
Isn't it just like a guy to put all the blame on the girl!"
"What's with your attitude about guys!?"
She gave him a furious glare, before hastily returning her
attention to the circling Relena-kun.
"Wait until you get pawed a couple of times and ask me that
again!"
"Oh come off it! Girls do plenty of groping, too, I'll have you
know! But I don't trash them like you do guys!"
"Fuck you!" Dorothy hissed at Duo, her feline ears and tail
twitching angrily.
"You can fuck ME!" Relena crowed as he pounced on Dorothy-neko
during a brief second of distraction.
Dorothy managed to wiggle free and grab Relena's arms, while Duo
took hold of the Peacecraft's legs.
"Oooohhh!!! What about a threesome, little darlings? I'll be
glad to do you both! There's plenty of me to go around...!"
"LIKE FUCKING HELL!!!" shouted Dorothy and Duo in concert as they
hoisted Relena into the air and threw the wiggling pervert into the
tub of hot water.
But as Relena-kun descended toward the bathwater, she clutched at
Duo-chan and Dorothy-neko, and dragged both of them down into the
steaming water with her.
More water sloshed to the floor and the bathtub just as dutifully
replaced it.
Finally, a head with long chestnut hair broke the surface. Duo
flung his arms over the rim of the tub and began coughing and gasping
for air. Two seconds later, Dorothy surfaced beside him and clung to
the edge of the tub, equally exhausted.
"Man this really bites, big-time...," moaned a
bedraggled Duo.
"Now do you see what I meant about rooming
together...?" Dorothy gasped out.
"Ooohhhh yeah...."
On the other side of Duo, another blond head finally surfaced. As
both Duo and Dorothy gave her dirty looks, Relena gingerly touched her
fingers to her face.
"My... my nose is bleeding!" the Peacecraft whimpered piteously.
"Awww, poor baby," Duo muttered with no sympathy whatsoever.
At that moment, a furious Heero stormed into the bathroom, only to
find Duo, Dorothy, and Relena all panting and apparently stark naked
in the hot tub.
Author's Notes:
Quotes from upcoming parts....
-- With a decidedly goofy grin on his face, Wufei muttered, "We
did it on the ground. We did it UNDER the ground. We did it in the
water. We did it in the air. We did in the rose bushes -- thank
goodness dragon scales are thorn-proof. In the herb garden... inside
the refrigerator... in the bed... on the roof... in the fire place...
you name it, we did it there."
-- Treize muttered in a rather petulant voice, "Une, I think my
feet are swelling. And I have this strange craving for rose petals
and pickled cabbage in chocolate sauce...."
A quick guide to the curses:
For anyone not familiar with Ranma 1/2, Jusenkyo is full of
springs that curse people who fall in one of its springs. A cursed
person changes into different sex, person, animal, monster, or entity
when hit with cold water. The cursed individual reverts back to
his/her normal form and/or personality when doused with hot water.
I'm borrowing the basic idea of Jusenkyo curses from Ranma 1/2, but
I've changed a few things to suit my own crazy whims. ^_^
Duo - Spring of the Drowned Girl
Trowa - Spring of the Drowned Piglet
Quatre - Spring of the Drowned Desert Wildcat
Wufei - Spring of the Drowned Male Fire Mini-Dragon
Treize - Spring of the Drowned Female Ice Mini-Dragon
Une - Spring of the Drowned Panda
Zechs - Spring of the Drowned 5-Tailed Kitsune/Youko
Dorothy - Spring of the Drowned Sex Kitten Neko-girl
and last, but not least....
Relena - Spring of the Nearly Drowned Indestructible Hentai
Teenage Boy, also known as the Spring of the Nearly Drowned Ataru (of
Urusei Yatsura fame)
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