Thick as Thieves

[One to Eight]

by Lori McDonald & Valerie Jones






[Part One] [Part Two] [Part Three] [Part Four] [Part Five] [Part Six] [Part Seven] [Part Eight]





I think this particular story needs a little bit of an explanation.


Earlier this year, I wrote a story titled "Looking at a Woman", wherein Bobby came down on Gambit for driving Rogue away. I figured that story would be the end of it, but Valerie read it and liked it so much that she asked me if she could write a sequel and invited me along for the ride. I figured "What the heck" and said yes.


So, together, we hashed out a plot and broke it up into chapters (we even got to meet in person during this part) for each of us to write. I got the even numbered chapters, Valerie got the odd. The end result turned out pretty well and I hope all of you like reading it as much as we did writing it.


Enjoy


Lori
:)




Hmmm. Well, I'm supposed to add something here. I guess I should let you know that the story is set somewhere after X-Men #45 and before Onslaught.


As for why I liked "Looking at a Woman" enough that I wanted to write a sequel. . . . I think I was fascinated by how powerful Iceman really is, if he (and Marvel!) would decide to make full use of his powers. Lori and I had a short discussion back when I first read her story about whether Bobby could take down Magneto. We eventually decided that he could, given a reasonable set of circumstances and some intelligence on Bobby's part.


"Thick as Thieves" doesn't have anything to do with Magneto (sorry to all the fans :) but it is supposed to be a study of Bobby's personality and the reasons that he doesn't make anything close to full use of his powers. I wanted to use Gambit as the person to contrast Bobby with, one, because I like Gambit (no surprise there) and two, because they are very much opposites in terms of using their powers. Gambit makes full use of a couple of non-earth-shattering powers, adds some intelligence and craft, and comes out a lot better than he probably ought against the really big guns. Bobby has the potential to maybe be one of those big guns, but he's usually considered one of the least powerful of the X-Men instead.


O.k. Enough deep thought. I hope you enjoy the story.


Valerie







Part One
[Valerie Jones]


Bobby Drake stepped out of Che Merrin, hoping he didn't look as much like a loser as he felt. It was nearly eleven, and he had realized nearly an hour ago that Clarissa wasn't going to show. He should have known better than to let Jean set him up on a blind date.


He stood under the tasteful burgundy awning and watched the rain. He didn't really feel like going back to the mansion, even though it was likely he wouldn't run into Jean at this hour. Mostly, he just didn't want to admit that the night was a complete failure. The valets watched him, but didn't approach. They knew they hadn't parked a car for him when he'd come in. Bobby imagined he saw ridicule in their eyes. Ridicule for the stupidly hopeful young man who'd gone in alone, and had come back out the same way.


Something familiar caught Bobby's eye, and he peered into the rain, trying to identify it. All he saw was a dark shadow, a silouette on the street, that moved away from him with a well-known, cocky stride. Gambit. Bobby stared after the retreating figure, then he stepped into the rain and followed. What could Gambit be up to on a night like this? Bobby chuckled to himself. Almost anything. Gambit always had a hidden agenda. Bobby was one of several at the mansion who were more than a little concerned that that agenda might not include the best interests of the X-Men.


Bobby kept his hands in his pockets and his head down, glancing up every now and then to keep his quarry in sight. Gambit didn't seem to be paying particular attention. He had the collar of his long duster flipped up against the rain, and was moving down the street with long, purposeful strides. However, that could only mean that he had someplace to go, and didn't much like being out in the rain. Bobby wondered where his bike was. Of course, considering the rain, he'd probably taken a cab from the mansion. Still, that didn't answer why he was walking to his destination instead of having the cabbie drop him off at the front door.


Gambit paused at the street corner ahead and looked around with apparently casual curiosity. Bobby dropped his head a little lower and tried to shuffle his steps. He'd had a rather painful lesson in how much the man knew about the art of hiding in a crowd in that Friends of Humanity debacle. After a single sweep of the surroundings, Gambit turned into the narrow street. Bobby glanced at the signpost, but it was empty of green placards. Lovely.


After a moment, Bobby went to the street corner and looked around. He just barely caught a glimpse of the top of Gambit's head as he descended a flight of stairs below street level. It was a basement entrance to the building Bobby had just passed, a brown brick monstrosity that appeared to hold several shops on the ground floor and appartments above, to judge from the small balconies adorned with the occassional wind chime or potted geranium.


Curiouser and curiouser. A girlfriend, maybe? Bobby went to the top of the stairs. The door at the bottom was gray, made of badly pitted metal. He paused, debating. How much right did he have to go snooping around Gambit's business? Then he stepped down onto the top step. But just think what an addition it would be to the gossip pool! It would hardly be any less than Gambit deserved anyway.


Bobby walked down the stairs and opened the rusted door. It was dark inside, unsurprisingly, and there was a light at the end of the short hall where it turned. Bobby tried to walk as quietly as he could, since Gambit could be just around the corner. He paused just shy of the corner and listened, but didn't hear anything. Hopefully that meant that Gambit was gone, and not waiting to jump out at him and yell "Boo!". That would fit the Cajun's sense of humor.


Bobby walked around the corner. He saw a flash of motion that resolved itself into two men. Both were very large, very mean, and very well armed. Bobby was thrust against the wall with enough force to knock the breath from his lungs, and he felt the distinctive pressure of a gun barrel in the hollow beneath his chin. Only a tiny rational voice in the back of his mind held back panic and kept him from transforming to his ice form. It had been drilled into him: Don't show your powers against a human threat unless you absolutely have to. These days, it bred more paranoia than ever. And Bobby wasn't entirely certain that going ice would protect him against a bullet to the head. He thought so. Emma had taught him that he could heal wounds during the transformation, but he wasn't sure he could handle having his brains blown out. So he held still and tried not to let the snarling visage in front of him intimidate him too much.


"What're ya doing here, boy?" the man who held the gun on him asked. The pressure on Bobby's throat intensified, nearly causing him to gag.


"I'm with. . . . LeBeau," he managed to gasp out. "He just - he just came through." And man is he gonna be pissed. But Bobby kept that thought to himself.


The two men exchanged looks, and the other one turned and went through a door at the far end of the hall.


"What's your name?" The pressure eased minutely, but the menacing snarl was still at full bore.


"Drake. Bobby Drake." There didn't seem to be much point in resisting. As much as it hurt to admit it, the wisest thing was going to be to wait and let Gambit bail him out of this goon's hands.


"So, Bobbo, is Mr. LeBeau expecting you?"


Before he even registered the question, Bobby thought, "Mr." LeBeau? But then he gathered up his wits.


"Geez. I was late, o.k.?" He tried to put as much attitude into it as he could. "And the name's Bobby. Or Robert. Or Drake."


The goon didn't seem impressed. Just then, the door opened again and the second goon returned, followed by Gambit. Gambit's eyes narrowed to angry slits, then, just as quickly, the expression vanished.


"Oui, he's mine," he said, sounding disgusted. He glanced at Bobby. "Y' late." Then he turned and walked back through the door. Goon One released Bobby and stepped aside.


Trying to hide his nervousness, Bobby walked past them and opened the door. He found himself in what looked for all the world like a coat check. A pretty young woman sat at a small counter with racks of coats, primarily raincoats, hung behind her. The view was ruined, however, by Gambit, who leaned against the wall, scowling.


"Y' want t' leave y' coat?" he asked in a deceptively mild voice.


"Uh, sure." Bobby started to shrug out of his very damp sports coat. What in the world? But he decided not to push it. He'd already stepped in it big, and the expression in Gambit's eyes was decidedly unfriendly. The coat check girl smiled at him when he handed her his jacket.


"Inside." Gambit stepped up right behind him, making it impossible for Bobby to try to start a conversation with the girl.


"Right." He went to the door on the far end of the small room and opened it. He was immediately engulfed in a wave of noise. Half was music, the other half, voices. He would have paused for a moment to adjust, but Gambit nudged him rather forcefully from behind, and he stumbled forward into the room. How did Gambit find these places? Bobby looked around in mild awe. He was standing at the entrance to a very large casino in full swing. He saw craps, card tables, roulette wheels, pool tables. Two giant tv screens dominated two corners of the room. One displayed a boxing match, the other—and Bobby had to doublecheck—ping pong. The competitors were asian, and the commentary, Bobby thought, was in Japanese. There were people everywhere. Most were dressed to the hilt. It was a sea of black ties, happily interruped by mostly lovely and highly be-sequined ladies. It was only then that Bobby realized that Gambit was dressed for the party. Except for Scott and Jean's wedding, Bobby couldn't think of another time that he'd seen the Cajun in a monkey suit. Unfortunately, he wore it pretty well, judging from the covert, and not-so-covert, looks the nearby ladies were sending his way. Dressed more casually, Bobby suddenly felt like a gawky country cousin.


"Now, y' want t' explain what y' were doin' followin' me?" Gambit stood slightly behind Bobby and to his left. Bobby wondered, if he turned around, would he find a gun, or perhaps a charged playing hard, aimed at his back. That was certainly what Gambit's tone implied. What was normally a nagging dislike coalesced. Bobby absolutely hated it when Gambit took that superior tone with him. He was an odious, obnoxious, lowlife scum criminal, and Bobby would never understand why the Professor let him stay.


"I'll bet this place is highly illegal, eh, Gambit? What else goes on here, huh? Drugs, maybe? How many of these women are whores?" A spike of pain shot through his elbow and up into his shoulder as Gambit's fingers clamped on his elbow.


"De only reason I didn' let dose boys outside blow you away is 'cause you're an X-Man, hear? Don' give me reason t' change m' mind."


Bobby glanced over at him and was startled by the expression in his eyes. It was anger, mixed with fear. Bobby almost crowed. There was something here that Gambit definitely didn't want the X-Men to know about


"Fine," he agreed shortly. Let Gambit think he was cowed. Gambit seemed to buy it. His grip relaxed.


"I got business t' do here, an' den we be gone. So you jus' sit over dere at de bar an' stay out o' trouble. Dese folks don' take too well t' outsiders."


Genuine curiosity caught Bobby for a moment. "Tell me one thing, Gambit. What is this place?"


Gambit snorted. "A playground o' de New York Thieves Guild. Now will y' behave?"


"Yeah. Sure." Bobby tried to hide another stab of triumph. Gambit was still stealing. Wait til the prof heard about this one. So much for his "Great Success". Almost happy, Bobby made his way to the bar. Gambit went the other way, and stopped to talk with a slim man who bore an alarming resemblance to a knife blade. He was sharp faced, and had his dark hair greased back, showing a prominent widow's peak. He could have been wearing a flashing sign that said "criminal" across his chest and it wouldn't have been any plainer, Bobby thought. The man nodded at something Gambit said, and then the two of them disappeared through an archway into another room filled with gamblers. Bobby shrugged and turned around to face the bar, silently debating whether to try to follow Gambit further. He finally decided against it. Gambit was going to be in plenty of hot water as it was already. Personally, Bobby couldn't wait.




Remy was still muttering curses to himself as he stepped into the brightly lit office behind Shrew. Shrew was called Shrew because he looked like one, and because he was just about as bright. He walked all the way up to the monolithic desk that dominated the room and said, "Gambit's here, boss."


The man seated at the desk looked up at him slowly. "Thank you, Shrew." If he was annoyed, he didn't show it. In fact, he was completely expressionless. But Shrew bobbed, obviously pleased by the notice, and then left.


That left the man and Remy to face each other across the wide expanse of mahogony. Remy was always amazed at how much Michael reminded him of a shark; cold, slick, alien, and driven by a hunger that couldn't be reasoned with. He was one of the most dangerous men Remy had ever met.


Michael's lips curled upward in a smile that came nowhere near his eyes. "Bad night, Remy?"


Remy sighed. "Don' get me started."


"Who is he?"


Remy was expecting that. "Jus' a kid I got saddled wit." Which was true enough. If you looked at it a certain way.


"You don't look too happy about taking on an apprentice."


Remy snorted. "Apprentice? Not hardly." At Michael's curious look he added, "One, de boy got no sense. Two, he hates me. Three. . ." He was ticking the points off on the fingers of one hand.


Michael threw back his head and laughed. That was another thing about Michael. His moods could be mercurial sometimes. Remy had seen him put a knife through the heart of a man he had been hugging a moment before. He had made it a point to keep his relationship with the New York guild on a purely business level. Michael had no mistaken impression that they were friends.


After a moment, Michael's laughter died. His face became still once more. "So what did you want to see me about, Remy?" he asked.


Remy crossed the short distance to the desk and took a brown folder out of his jacket. He turned it around, and laid it down in front of Michael. Michael picked up the fairly thick folder and began to examine it. Remy simply crossed his arms and let him read.


He read quickly, scanning the forms with practiced ease. When he was done, he looked up. "I see."


Remy nodded. "Y' gon' have t' put a stop t' dis, Michael. De police are puttin' de pieces together. Dey know dey got a group o' mutants pullin' off high-dollar jobs. How long until dey start seein' de real picture?"


Michael considered him gravely. "I'll take care of it."


"Good enough." Remy was eager to be gone. The longer he was away from Bobby, the more nervous he felt. But as he turned away, Michael stood.


"Is anyone else beginning to suspect?" His hands rested casually on the desktop, the perfectly manicured nails reflected in the lusterous surface.


Remy cocked an eyebrow.


"Your X-Men, for example?"


Remy shook his head. "Dey blind t' everyt'ing dat don' fit dere 'dream'. Don' worry, Michael. We a long way from bein' discovered. . . so long as you c'n control y' guild, neh?"




Bobby ordered a beer and sat down at one end of the bar. The bartender set the amber bottle down in front of him with a thunk and a scowl. Bobby tried not to stare. The man had a scar that ran from the corner of his eye all the way out to his ear, which was mangled, and the scowl made it twist like a living thing.


"Thanks," Bobby said. The bartender only grunted. Must be a union job Bobby thought. At least he'd popped the top on the beer. Bobby examined the label curiously. He'd ordered an obscure microbrew—one he'd never heard of, in fact. The name on the label was Hefeweizen. It was a strange looking beer. Cloudy, almost. He took an experimental sip. Well, it was different, but not too bad. Then he chuckled to himself and took another drink. After all, Hefeweizen was better than no weizen at all.


As he lowered the bottle, his eyes met those of a woman who sat just around the corner of the bar from him. He paused. A line from a song wandered through his mind without identifying itself. "Cerulean blue eyes, so fair and so shy." She was stunning, though Bobby wasn't certain he would call her beautiful. Her hair was nearly as white as Storm's, but much finer. It fell to just below her shoulders in a wispy pageboy. The blue eyes were framed by lashes of the same color, which somehow stood out against her pale skin. She had a short nose and pink lips, though Bobby didn't think she was wearing lipstick. A dusting of freckles crossed her cheeks, which was good because they were the only thing that made her look like a human being instead of a china doll.


Bobby realized he was staring and tore his gaze away. But the wall behind the bar was lined with mirrors, and Bobby found himself studying her more covertly. She didn't seem to notice as she ran one finger through the condensation from the base of her glass. He risked a direct glance in her direction. She was dressed in one of those really mini-dresses - the kind that looked painted on. Black. It was a horrible color for her, he thought. She was pale enough as it was, and the dress was so. . . cheap. A thought occurred to him then: she might be a prostitute. He looked away again. What would she do? Ask him to dance? Or would she be more direct? Maybe he would be better to move down the bar a ways. Then she would have to follow him if she wanted to make a proposition.


Bobby snorted to himself in disgust. Yeah, right, he could be chased away by a woman who was, as far as he could tell, completely ignoring him. If Gambit were there, he'd probably be laughing so hard he'd have fallen off his stool by now.


Bobby stared at his beer, ears burning. But something touched his senses, made him look over at the woman once more. He was shocked to realize that a line of frost followed her finger across the polished wood, swirling in an intricately beautiful design.


"Hey, you're a mutant!" he said before he could think about it. The woman's head snapped up and she snatched her hand back into her lap. Luckily, it was loud enough in that place that it was unlikely anyone else had heard him, Bobby thought angrily. What a stupid thing to say!


"No, it's o.k.," he tried belatedly to reassure her. "So am I." He touched the rim of her glass and froze her drink solid, despite the alcohol content.


The woman stared at her frozen gin, eyes narrowing. Bobby couldn't begin to guess what was behind that expression. Then she looked over at him. "How do you do that without breaking the glass?" she asked. Her voice wasn't anything like Bobby expected. It was much lower. Not masculine, but throaty. It was gorgeous.


The bartender set another drink down beside the frozen one without a word, and turned away. The woman seemed to withdraw into herself. She picked up the new glass and slid off of her stool. She didn't even glance at Bobby as she walked away.


Bobby hmphed and took another drink, annoyed. He could now say that two - count them - two women had stood him up tonight. Just then a hand clamped down on his shoulder and he jumped about three feet. He whirled to find Gambit standing right behind him.


"Man, don't do that!" he groused. He was sure Gambit just loved scaring him out of his skin.


"Let's go," Gambit said.


Bobby levered himself to his feet. "Yeah, sure." He would be more than glad to get out of this weird place, and put an end to a rather miserable night. But he couldn't quite shake the first image he'd gotten of that woman— piercing blue eyes staring into his. And she had ice powers! He knew he should tell the Professor about her, but felt oddly reluctant to. As he followed Gambit to the door, he decided that it might be to his advantage to keep this little secret for a while. At least until he knew more. And it certainly wouldn't hurt his feelings to have a hole card to play against the Cajun.


For the first time since the evening had begun, Bobby smiled.





Part Two
[Lori McDonald]


For a week he'd debated what to do. Tell the Professor that Gambit was up to something or not.


It was the lack of decision that finally decided him. After a week of not saying anything, if he talked now, people would wonder why he kept it quiet for so long. The last thing he wanted was to have everyone think he was in on it. Not too likely a result, but he'd been spending a lot of hours thinking of the worst that could happen, as well as the best. Besides, Remy had been behaving himself, as far as he could tell. At least, he hadn't made any snide comments near him since they came home. In fact, he'd been avoiding him entirely.


Probably afraid I will tell, he thought smugly.


Smiling to himself at the thought of the Cajun actually fearing him, Bobby leaned against the counter in the kitchen, running his finger around the lip of his glass. A touch of ice rimmed it and he found himself remembering the woman from the bar that he'd followed Gambit to, and the way she'd created ice crystals on her own glass. She'd definately been a mutant, he was sure of it. She'd been pretty too, though he still cringed at the thought of such a pale woman in that much black.


Why am I thinking about some whore? he wondered. Because she's a mutant with powers like mine and she's a woman, that's why. He sighed. Jean had apologized profusely, explaining that Clarisa had missed the date because her old boyfriend decided he wanted her back, but he wasn't convinced. Not that he thought Jean would ever lie to him. She wouldn't. But Clarisa, he was sure, lied to her, and Jean wasn't one to use her telepathic powers on a friend.


Probably saw me sitting in the restaurant and ran for it, he thought sourly. More ice filtered into his glass and it cracked.


Muttering to himself, Bobby picked up the glass and tossed it into the garbage, careful that it wasn't obvious to anyone who looked in. Then he went to the freezer and pulled out half a loaf of bread and some jam. Getting the jam out of the jar and onto the bread was awkward, since it was too cold to spread easily, but he sighed with pleasure once he bit into it. He liked cold food, the colder the better. A chicken leg with ice crusting it was his idea of a favourite snack.


Gotta admit, it makes cooking easy. Sometimes, he froze whatever dinner the others made. They thought he was nuts when he did it, so most of the time he only iced his snacks.


A hum sounded from the door and the Professor came in, seated in his high-tech hoverchair. He was dressed in an exercise suit with a sweatband around his head. Having the chair do everything for him was really convenient, but it meant his body got no exercise at all. To compensate, he usually tried to spend an hour exercising each day, with the X-Men taking turns coaching him. Today had been Bishop's turn and the man tooked like he'd been sent through a wringer.


"Good morning, Bobby," he said wearily.


"Morning, Professor. You look wiped."


Charles smiled faintly. "Yes, well, Bishop is thorough." He pulled a book out of his lap. "If you're going into Salem today, would you please return this to the library for me?"


Bobby took the book. "The Real Humans, by Graydon Creed," he read. "You actually read this?"


"Know your enemy, Bobby. Knowledge gives you strength."


Bobby shrugged, thinking again of what he knew about Gambit, and all the different ways he'd thought of to use it, if he only had the nerve. "You got that right. Yeah, I'll take it back for you."


"Thank you." Charles got himself a glass of water and turned to go. "You might want to consider checking something out of the library yourself."


Bobby nodded without saying anything. Over twenty years old, and the Professor still treated him like a kid. Finishing his sandwich, he went to find the keys to one of the mansion's cars.




The Salem library was in an old building, now labelled a heritage site, which meant it couldn't be torn down no matter how useless it became. It was nowhere near large enough to hold the library's contents comfortably, but as Bobby went in through the old wooden doors, he had to admit it had a certain level of charm.


Dropping the book in the drop box, Bobby wandered into the library. It seemed kind of a waste to come all the way out here just to drop off one book and head back, and he was feeling nostalgic. He'd spent a lot of hours here when he was still taking classes at the mansion, usually bored out of his mind. He remembered shooting paper clips at Hank a lot, or snowballs if he thought he could get away with it. Hank had put up with it silently, determined not to break the unspoken 'no fun' rule of the library, until he finally had enough. He'd locked Bobby in the men's room for about three hours. The doors there were so thick, no one heard him scream for help, and he didn't understand his powers well enough at the time to free himself. Hank went on to get yet another A on the history test they'd been studying for. Come to think of, so had he, since he had nothing to do in the bathroom except study.


Bobby smiled as he took the stairs up to the mezzanine two at a time. He'd used to have a favourite spot in the library to curl up with a good book. It was a cubicle desk in the far end of the mezzanine, where he could see out over the entire library, but was hidden himself. It'd become 'his spot' and he'd committed his first act of vandilism there by carving his initials into the wood.


I wonder if they're still there? He wondered and wandered down the halls.


A lifetime of training with the X-Men stopped him before he walked around the final turn. Stopping just at the end of a stack, he peered curiously through the shelves. There was a man standing at the end of the hall, just before his cubicle. He was a big man, dressed in a cheap suit with his hair slicked back and a no-nonsense attitude on his face. He had the word 'goon' written all over him.


I wonder what he's guarding? Bobby wondered, since it was obvious that was what he was doing. Peering a little closer, he saw there was someone in the cubicle, but he couldn't see who at this distance.


Here's where all those extra hours with Storm pay off, he thought with a grin.


Holding up his forefinger, he grew a thin shaft of ice from the end of it, the end enlarging into a circular lens. The ice shifted like a living thing, growing clearer and smaller until he finally had a servicable binocular. Grinning at his success, and wishing there was someone around to show it to, he put it to his eye and looked again.


There was a girl in the cubicle, reading a book. She was dressed in a soft, thick pullover, the kind women wore that were ten sizes too big for them, with jeans and sneakers. She wore no makeup, and it took him a minute to recognize her.


Hey! It's the hooker from the club! The one with the ice powers! He blinked, belatedly making the realization that if she were being followed by a bodyguard, then she obviously wasn't a hooker.


Bobby, you idiot! Why didn't you ask her out! Or even what her name was! Kicking himself mentally, he peered at the girl. She was really quite pretty, soft and delicate, like an ice crystal, but warm. Bobby found himself wanting to meet her quite a lot, if he could only get rid of the bodyguard. But freezing him in a block of ice would probably not put him on her good side.


Man, she'd never want to talk to me.


The girl leaned back in the chair, her lips moving silently while she read. She pushed a lock of hair back from her face and Bobby found himself fascinated by the sheer delicacy of her fingers and how she tucked the hair back behind her ear just so.


I don't care. I gotta meet her.


The girl shifted in her seat, frowning, and looked up at the goon. She said a few words and he nodded. She stood and he walked ahead of her down the corridor.


No! She can't be leaving!


Bobby ducked back amongst the stacks as the two passed, then found himself sneaking after them. He watched her walk towards the stairs with a lump in his throat, wondering if he had the nerve to just jump out and ask her who she was, goon or no goon, before she left. Then she passed the stairs.


Yes! We have another chance! And the crowd goes wild!


Whooping mentally, he watched her go into the ladies room while pretending to go down the aisle looking for a book. The goon stood outside the door, looking like he planned to break a few bones of anyone who tried to pass him.


Well, she's alone, Bobby thought. I guess it's now or never. Just as quickly came the thought, I can't go into a woman's bathroom! He remembered the last time he'd tried that, dared to back in grade school by some boys he'd tried to impress. The bathroom had been cleaner than the boy's room, with less grafitti and no urinals, opting instead for more stalls. There'd been no girls either, a great disappointment though at the time he'd not been too sure what the great attraction was. Instead he'd run into Mrs Ross. The oldest, meanest and ugliest teacher in the school. She'd marched him off to the principal, his parents had been called and he wound up spending the next week in his room without television, plus a sore butt for the first night. The memory was old, but it was still strong. Some places were inviolate, like churches.


Gambit would be in there in a flash, he thought, remembering when the Cajun had taken him to a church that'd been converted into a dance club. The memory of how the other mutant humiliated him there turned his fair cheeks red and he clenched his fists.


"Okay," he muttered. "I'm going for it."


Concentrating, he let the ice take him, but not all the way. His skin froze and melted, turned white with frost, then transparent, and soft. Storm had trained him to understand that it was not only ice that he controlled. He could create ice shields and snowballs with ease, but it'd never occured to him that the temperature needed to make those two things was different. He could control his own temperature and he controlled it now. It was hard, harder than making the binoculars, but he made himself into only water, not ice. Transparent, cold without freezing, maintaining his form only through sheer force of will.


Had he had an actual head in this form instead of the memory of one, it would have been throbbing. Instead he felt something like pollution would feel in a river. That this was wrong. It was the ice he wanted, the freeze of it. This was too warm, too unnatural. But he resisted the urge and let himself go, maintaining his awareness as he poured into a puddle on the floor.


At first, the sensation terrified him. He'd never done this outside the Danger Room before, and in there he had only gone to slush, and kept his shape as well. Storm said it was possible for him to take any shape, but he hadn't been willing enough to try it. The idea of not being able to pull himself back together terrified him.


A puddle on the floor, Bobby's perceptions changed. He heard as though he were underwater, and saw as though he were that way as well, with his whole body. Spread across half the mezzanine floor at an inch deep, he saw the door with the goon, and all that he passed at any point in his flow.


Bizarre, he thought, curiousity overcoming his nervousness. I wonder how deep I can get. The thought of filling something like a pothole and waiting for someone to step in him amused him briefly, until he wondered what splashing some of him away from himself would cause.


Careful not to let any part of himself get away, Bobby stretched out thinly, barely coating the floor as he flowed along the tile to the bathroom, past the goon and under the door. It took a while for him to get all the way in, though it was hard to perceive time this way. Once inside, he flowed together into a puddle and began to rise out of it, taking on human form again as he did so. He looked around at the bathroom as he did so. Everything was bigger, but essentially it looked the same as the bathroom he'd been caught in back in grade school. Instead, this bathroom didn't have a Mrs Ross. Instead it had a beautiful blond girl who was gaping at him with her mouth open.


Bobby smiled at her sheepishly. "Um, hi," he managed. Is that ALL you can say to her? You idiot!


She blinked, and slowly her face brightened into a fragile little smile. "How did you DO that?" She gasped. "That was wonderful."


The young mutant gaped back at her. "Really?''


She giggled and clapped her hands, looking for an instant like a little girl. "Really. Oh, I wish I could do that."


Bobby grinned. "I could show it to you. It's really easy."


"Oh, no, the best I can do is make an icecube."


They both stared at each other in silence again, then, on cue, they laughed. "Why are you in here?" she asked.


"Toilets in the men's room were flooded," Bobby answered immediately. Her eyebrow raised and he stammered. "Uh, I mean I wanted to see in here. I mean, see you. I mean meet you."


She looked confused. "Why in here?"


Blushing, Bobby gestured at the door. "Uh, I figured your friend wouldn't like me talking to you otherwise."


She smiled, and it was like a light went off in Bobby's heart. It started beating like mad and he wondered if this was what love felt like. As though he was going to yell with joy and throw up at the same time. He found himself wondering how he ever thought she was a hooker.


"I suppose you're right," she admitted, a little sadly. "What's your name?"


"Bobby Drake."


"Bobby." She smiled again. "I'm Deidre. I saw you at the guild meeting last week, with the Cajun."


"Um, yeah."


Her eyes sparkled. "You must be good to be his apprentice. I've heard about him. He's supposed to be the third best in the world. Only two masters beat him."


Bobby puffed up in spite of himself. There was just something about her that screamed Brag, boy, brag! "Yeah, I know." Third best? Yeesh, we're lucky we still have a house!


There came a heavy knock on the door and she started. "Um, I have to go."


"What, already?" A definate whine crept into his voice. "Will you be back here again?"


She shook her head, moving towards the door, her head down so her long hair hid her face, her arms up before her chest. "I won't be back. It was kinda just luck that I came at all."


He caught her arm. It was chilly, like his, wonderfully cold. "Can I meet you again somewhere?"


"N-no, I don't go out much, and I'm always watched." She caught the door handle and looked back at him for a moment with shy, lonely eyes. "I'm always at the club meetings. Ask your mentor to take you. Just- don't say you met me here. I might get in trouble." Then she was gone.


Bobby stared at the door, smiling. I'm in love, he thought happily. This is it, the real thing, the big kahuna, true and all. He watched the door open and a librarian equally as old and tempermental as Mrs Ross walk in. And I am in serious shit.





Part Three
[Valerie Jones]


"I am impressed," Storm said as Bobby restored his human form. It was easier, this time, to turn himself completely to water, spreading out into a nearly invisible film on the danger room floor.


"Thanks." Bobby tried not to blush. "I've been. . . practicing."


Storm nodded. "So I see. I believe this would be a good time to end today's session. You have made significant progress."


Bobby felt his smile widen. Storm didn't hand out praise lightly. He really was becoming more powerful, more capable. It was a tremendous feeling. Not that he wasn't floating already, but he had at least managed to banish thoughts of Diedre long enough to finish the training session.


"Robert?"


"Huh?" Bobby jerked out of his reverie, flushed in embarrassment. "Sorry."


"Is everything all right?"


Bobby simply couldn't help his smile. Diedre's blue eyes danced before him, momentarily obscuring Ororo's own. Storm studied him for a moment, her lips quirking ever so slightly. Then she turned on her heel, smiling secretively over her shoulder at him.


"It is time for breakfast. Are you coming?"


"Yeah. Sure." He trotted a few steps to catch up with her.


Storm strode through the metal hallways, her eyes fixed straight ahead. Bobby was left wondering what she was thinking about. As always. Storm was inscrutable. For a brief moment, he wondered if he should tell her about Diedre, but then he decided against it. She was too observant, and might very well ask him questions he couldn't answer without embarrassing himself. Where did I meet her, Ororo? Oh, well, in the women's bathroom at the library. Yes, the women's. What was I doing there? Um, y'see. . . Better yet, Actually, it was in a club run by the New York thieves' guild. I was spying on your favorite Cajun. Yeah, right. He wasn't going to be able to tell anyone about Diedre until he'd come up with a pretty good story.


The elevator door slid aside, and they emerged into the first floor hall. It was panelled in wood rather than metal, and accentuated with a subdued Victorian print. Personally, Bobby thought it was atrocious, but he was no interior decorator. Everyone else seemed to like it. Well, the women, at least. He'd never yet heard one of the men comment about wallpaper.


His train of thought was broken by the sounds of an argument. It was obviously coming from the other end of the house, and someone was doing an awful lot of yelling. Storm's brow creased in concern. She said nothing, but her pace increased Bobby broke into a trot to keep up. After a few moments, he realized why she was so disturbed. The voice belonged to Gambit.


As they drew nearer, Gambit's voice became clearer, but Bobby still couldn't make out what he was saying. Or who he was yelling at. There were occasional pauses in the tirade, but no other voice filled in the spaces. It was unnerving. Bobby couldn't imagine anyone in the house taking that without some kind of response.


When they reached the scene, Hank was standing just inside the doorway, a stack of papers cradled in his arms. He was watching the loud argument with a rather bemused expression. Bobby's alarm faded some. If Hank wasn't disturbed, it couldn't be too bad. Bobby stepped into the room just behind Storm and stopped beside Hank. He had to cover his mouth to suppress a snigger. Gambit was yelling into a phone. All that worry, and he wasn't yelling at an X-Man at all. And the reason he couldn't make out the argument was because it was in French.


Bobby glanced at Hank, then leaned over to murmer, "Any idea what that's about?" Storm, too, looked to the Beast.


Hank grinned. "I'm afraid my knowledge of the language has been well exceeded at this point. But I belive our cajun friend is having a disagreement with the French government. Something about an export tax."


"An export tax?"


Hank shrugged. "Funny, that's exactly what Remy said. Though the conversation has obviously deteriorated since then." He waved in the direction of the fuming Cajun. On cue, Remy slammed the phone back into its cradle, then stood there for a moment, glaring at it.


"Remy?" Storm took several steps toward him.


He glanced over his shoulder at her, then turned abruptly. "Two hundred an' fifty thousand francs, Stormy! Dey wan' two hundred an' fifty thousand francs t' release my car!"


She raised an eyebrow.


"Dat's outrageous! It's extortion! Plain an' simple!"


Bobby couldn't resist the opening. "For a con man, Remy, you seem awfully surprised."


The red eyes snapped to him, and Bobby sucked in his breath as the man's anger transferred momentarily to himself. But then Gambit seemed to catch himself. A thin smile appeared on his lips.


"Gov'ment's de best scam of all, sure `nough," he said in a tight voice. "Don' mean I like bein' taken." He paused for a moment. "Not gon' be, neither."


"Remy?" Ororo's brows were arched in curiosity.


"I'd pay half dat in bribes, chere." He gestured wildly.


"I admit it's a sizable sum of money," Professor Xavier said in a mild voice. Gambit's gaze snapped to him in surprise and Bobby realized that he hadn't noticed the Professor's approach. Bobby had seen him, but he had a wider field of view from his position by the door. "However," the Professor continued, "I would be willing to supply the other half. I would rather not have anyone bribing government officials of any country while a student at my school."


Bobby nearly choked trying to hold in his laughter. The Professor had really stuck it to Gambit this time!


Gambit simply blinked at him, his expression frozen in a flat mask. After a moment, he crossed his arms. "Nevermind, Professor," he said quietly. "I'll take care of it." His voice, too, was studiously neutral. Without another word, he turned and left, his long coat snapping about his boots as if that were the only way he could express his chagrin.


Bobby and Hank joined the other two. "Remy is not much for government, is he?" Hank inquired with a smile.


Ororo regarded him cooly. "Remy is. . . something of a closet anarchist. It comes of being a thief."


Professor Xavier studied her with interest. "And you disagree?"


She gave him an oddly enigmatic smile. "No, Charles. I find I often agree with Remy's politics."


Why do I get the feeling I've been missing the more interesting conversations around this place? Bobby thought, but aloud he said, "You do?"


Ororo turned to him. "You forget, Robert. I used to be his partner." And on the heels of that odd statement, she, too, left. Bobby could only stare after her retreating figure. After a moment, he turned to the Professor.


"Isn't Gambit going to get into any trouble over this?"


The Professor cocked his head. "Is there any reason he should?"


Bobby gaped at him for a long second. "But. . . but you and Scott and everybody else would rip me up one side and down the other if I said something like that!"


Xavier frowned as he considered, and then agreed, "Yes, we would. But you are not a trained thief."


Bobby was starting to get angry. "What difference does that make?" he demanded.


"The difference. . . " the Professor paused as he considered his reponse. "The difference is that Remy's value cannot be measured against our normal standards." He began to turn away. "I believe it's time for breakfast, if either of you would like to join me."


"But--" Bobby glanced at Hank for support. Hank only shrugged and then went to join the Professor. Effectively cut off, Bobby could only stare at their retreating forms in sullen anger. It wasn't fair. It wasn't fair at all.




Diedre ran the brush through her straight hair in a steady rhythm. Her gaze was fastened on her reflection in the mirror, but she wasn't really looking. She had learned the trick of appearing attentive when, really, her mind was far away.


Noises from the hallway beyond her door brought her back to herself. She tensed, but the door didn't open. After a moment, she forced herself to relax. She still had a few minutes. She studied her reflection in the mirror, for once managing to ignore the chromed metal tube that formed the mirror's frame. She hated techno. But Michael had given her the vanity, and he would have been angry if she hadn't kept the tangle of chromed steel and glass.


Delicately, she adjusted the shoulder of her dress. It was new, and she was nervous about wearing it. She knew it was too frilly for Michael's taste. But maybe it would be all right. It was tight-the pale yellow material hugged her like a second skin. A small triangle of lace bridged the gap where the neckline dipped dangerously low, and she angled her shoulders for a moment to study the effect in the mirror. She smiled a real smile that died at the sound of the doorknob being turned.


Michael walked into the room. He was dressed in his black Armani, and Diedre couldn't help but admire his clean, graceful lines. He was still one of the most beautiful men she's ever seen. She stood to meet him, self-consciously smoothing her short skirt.


Michael looked her over, and she knew instantly that he didn't like the dress.


"Take that ugly thing off," he told her.


Diedre tried to hide her disappointment, and turned toward the walk-in closet. Yellow was her favorite color, perhaps because it looked so good on her. Any pastel was flattering to her pale features, but Michael like the dark colors-black, navy and verdant-that made her look like death warmed over.


Diedre closed the closet door behind her, careful to do so gently. But once safely away from Michael's hawklike gaze, she kicked off her shoes with vehemence and stripped off the dress in one motion, dumping it in a heap on the floor. Her eyes began to burn, and she fought back the tears by holding her breath and focusing on the line of dresses hanging in front of her. After a moment's indecision, she grabbed one and slid into it. She adjusted the fit, then took a few calming breaths, though her hands were clenched into fists at her sides. This one was Michael's favorite. He'd bought it for her birthday. Maybe he would forget about the yellow dress. Then she could quietly return it, and he would never see it again.


With one last deep breath, she squared her shoulders and stepped out of the closet. Michael's expression of annoyance hadn't changed. He looked at her and then nodded once.


"Much better. You look beautiful, Didi."


Diedre let her breath out slowly, relieved. For once, the nickname didn't bother her too much.


"Let's go. We're late." Michael gestured for her to come, and then turned away. Diedre followed him out the door, trying to be as invisible as possible. All she'd managed to do tonight was annoy him. Now, all she wanted was to get to the club so he would get involved in business and forget about her for a while.




The club was in full swing when they arrived, and the noise hit Diedre like a hammer. She winced invisibly. For once, she was grateful for the people who converged on Michael, dragging him away to take care of whatever their particular emergency was. He went without a glance in her direction. Diedre sighed and made her way toward the bar. She climbed onto one of the tall stools, crossed her legs.


"The usual?" Yosa asked, and she nodded at the scarred barman. Ice tinkled musically against the side of the glass as he set the gin tonic down in front of her. Diedre drained it as quickly as she could stand to. She set the glass down and tried to ignore the burning in her throat as she waited for the first flush of the alcohol to hit her. It was good to be numb, she thought. Like ice. Cold, hard, beautiful ice. Like diamonds, only better. She'd said that to Michael once and he'd laughed at her. What can you buy with ice? he'd asked scathingly.


Yosa refilled her glass, but this time she sipped it. Michael would be mad if she got too drunk. The ice in the glass captured her attention again. No one understood. Except maybe that sweet young man she'd met. Bobby. She'd been absolutely astounded to see him appear like that. She was still amazed-he could turn his whole body to ice! And when he was flesh, he had been so cute. She couldn't remember the last time a man had looked at her like that. The memory made her smile.


Unconsciously, she scanned the crowd, searching for a familiar blond head. She was disappointed when she didn't find him. But, she reminded herself, if he was with the Cajun he wouldn't be there very often. Gambit had his own business. He came and went. She knew that Michael didn't like him very much. Diedre herself had no real basis on which to judge the man. She'd hardly said hello to him. And Michael was always edgy if she were anywhere near him. She'd always thought it might be because of his reputation for womanizing, but he'd never been anything but politely distant with her.


At least Bobby hadn't treated her that way. Like she had a "Do Not Touch" sign plastered to her forehead. For a few precious minutes, she'd felt like an ordinary girl again. If she ever saw him, she decided, she'd have to thank him. The thought of his reaction if she simply walked up and planted a great big thank-you kiss on him made her giggle.


Considerably heartened, she drained the last of her drink and waited for Yosa to fill it.





Part Four
[Lori McDonald]


Quietly, Bobby stood in the doorway to the X-Men's laboratory and watched his best friend work. It wasn't something he could do with any great regularity, as Hank's experiments went way above what he remembered in science class. In fact, Hank's whole mind was beyond what he could comprehend. It amazed him that his old spit ball partner could look into a microscope and find things that would never occur to him in a million years. Of course, Hank was so smart, he'd realized he had no hope of matching him long ago, so he never tried. Never trying meant never failing and Hank stayed his closest friend. Still, he couldn't watch him without becoming incredibly bored and needing to say something.


Today was no exception.


"What are you doing?" He asked.


"Hmm?" Beast looked over at him, reaching up to pinch the bridge of his nose under his glasses. It was something he always did when he'd been thinking too hard and lost touch with reality, though he denied it vigourously. "Oh, I am examining the viroid which causes one of the many strains of the Legacy Virus."


Bobby had been listening to Hank speak for so long that he understood exactly what he was saying. His vocabulary had to improve for them to communicate, even if he didn't use it himself. On Hank, it was a personality trait, on him it'd just look silly.


"Right. Um, can I ask you something?"


"Indubitably ."


Bobby came into the lab, stuffing his hands into his pockets selfconsciously. "Hank, do you remember when we were kids, and we had the treehouse in the woods behind the mansion?"


Hank grinned. "Of course, with the secret handshake and passwords designed to keep it hidden from girls."


"Except the only girl we had to worry about was a telepath who knew about it anyway."


"And in the first rain, it all fell down?" Hank sighed. "I had forgotten about that. Ah, childhood memories. They make me feel SO old." He chuckled.


Bobby smiled. "Um, do you remember the promises we made to each other?"


The big blue mutant leaned back in his chair. "Besides the resolve to stand up to the local bullies, which I believe we backed out of at the last minute, and put snow in Scott's bed? If I remember, it was to tell the other the moment one of us experienced 'love at first sight'. I think we felt it must be something akin to stomach discomfort."


Bobby shrugged. "Yeah. I just don't want it getting around that I broke any promises to you other than not running from Brian Hathaway at the mall."


Slowly, Hank's eyes widened. "Bobby, are you telling me that you have experienced l'amoure? The big arrow in the heart? The pizza with all your favourite toppings and your name on it? Bobby, are you in love?!"


His head ducked, he nodded quickly. "Iceman! You devil!" Before Bobby realized what had happened, Hank scooped him up into his arms and danced around the lab with him, white coat flapping, singing at the top of his lungs and somehow managing not to crash into anything.


Laughing, Bobby struggled to get down, but Hank was taller than him and his feet wouldn't touch the floor.


"Hank, put me down! Come on, please?"


Finally, as the song either ended, or more likely, Hank couldn't remember the words, he put him down. Or, more precisely, he plopped him down so he was sitting on the edge of a table and they were eye to eye.


"So, tell me," he asked in a conspiratorial whisper. "Was it like we hoped? Was it like walking on air with an angel at your side, or more like you swallowed your gum?"


Bobby sputtered with laughter. "More like the angel thing," he gasped.


"Hmm. No wonder Warren always had so much luck with the ladies. So, where did you meet this flower of womanhood, this lady love? The movie theatre, in line for postage? Dare I say it, at the checkout stand with the week's groceries?"


"In the ladies room at the library."


Hank's jaw dropped open and stayed that way for a few seconds before he closed it. "Obviously, I've been trying in the wrong spots. Is there any particular reason you met her in the ladies room, or is there something about your weekend activities you haven't been telling me?"


Bobby turned red. "That's twisted, Hank."


"Oh, I don't know. You'd probably look quite fetching in a nice summer dress and pumps."


"Hank!"


"Sorry, sorry," the Beast said, not looking sorry at all. "So, tell me, what is the name of this vision of loveliness?"


Bobby hesitated. He really wanted to talk about Diedre, but he was afraid to tell too much. He didn't want anyone knowing about the club, because he didn't really have a good explanation for why he'd been there. Or why he couldn't go back. He'd tried earlier that night to get in, but had been refused admittance. He'd demanded to see the manager without luck and actually been thrown onto the sidewalk by a bouncer he was convinced was a mutant with superstrength. The only piece of information he'd been able to get out of them was that apprentices weren't allowed into the club without their master's permission.


Besides, he'd finally come to the conclusion that he'd left talking about it too long. He didn't want to deal with the questions of why he followed Gambit, then didn't tell anyone. He didn't want to deal with the looks he'd get. The whispers of how maybe he was involved. The look of disappointment on the Professor's face, and on Scott's. He knew exactly how Scott would react, and he wanted to deal with one of his lectures even less.


More, he was afraid of what the X-Men might do. The club was obviously a spot for illegal activites, so what would they do? They may report on it, which would bring the police in. The thought of a raid being made on the club, of Diedre being arrested because he was an idiot who couldn't keep his mouth shut, worried him. Besides, she'd asked him not to tell anyone he'd met her. She was obviously shy and he had no desire to make her a topic of mansion gossip.


Hank took his hesitation as meaning something very different, though. "Um, she is a vision of loveliness, is she not?" He flushed, though you could barely tell through his thick fur. It quivered a little though, showing his embarrassment. "Not that that is important. I'm sure she has a wonderful personality." His fur quivered even harder.


Bobby glared at him. "She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, if you must know."


Hank looked as though he didn't know whether to be even more embarrassed or relieved. Obviously, he decided to drop the whole thing and go on to more questions designed to embarrass Bobby instead of himself.


"So, what's her name? Porticia, Daisy-Mae, Tito...?"


In spite of himself, Bobby laughed. "Where do you come up with this stuff?"


"It is a calculated attempt to make you still your guts, figuratively speaking. My next technique will be the tickle attack if you do not start talking."


Bobby threw his hands up in mock defense, wondering how far he could go, how much he could tell him. "Okay, okay, her name is Diedre."


"Diedre." Beast grinned and stepped away, flopping down in a chair expectantly. "A beautiful name, how it rolls off the tongue, how it..."


"Beast?"


"Yes?"


"You're laying it on a little thick."


Beast barked a laugh. "Come now, how often is it my best friend comes in here to tell me he's in love? Don't answer that." Bobby rolled his eyes. "What does she look like?"


Bobby hesitated again. This was a normal question, he decided. He could answer this one. "Um, kinda innocent-looking."


Beast's eyes widened. "She isn't a minor, is she?"


"No!"


"Wonderful! Define 'innocent'."


"Ur, blond, thin, pretty."


"Excellent. Can you give me any more detail than that? Come now, I need to know for the mansion gossip pool. Does she live near here? where does she work? Does she like you? Has she agreed to have your children? Is she allergic to cats? I do hope she isn't, otherwise she's going to have a bad reaction to my fuzzy blue self. When are you bringing her here?"


Bobby blanched at the words 'mansion gossip pool'. How could he have forgotten how Beast loved to talk, about anything and everything to just about anybody? He'd have news of Diedre over the house in an hour, and the second Jean heard, she'd light into him for even more details. He'd never be able to keep knowledge of the club away from her. Then she'd tell Scott and he'd have the place busted. Scott was not one to allow any place he knew was illegal alone. And unlike the Hellfire Club, he didn't think that little club had enough power to defend against him. Also, it'd probably get him on Gambit's bad side, even more than he already was, which was a realization that surprised him. Still, with his failure to get back into the club on his own, he knew that Gambit was his only link to Diedre. He had to stay in his good graces. The thought of that left a sour taste in his mouth, but Diedre was worth it. She had to be. No other woman made him feel the way she did without even trying.


"Um, look, Hank. I'm kinda new at this falling in love business, and I don't want to ruin it. Can you please not ask me any more, and especially not tell anyone?" He couldn't look at him as he said it, and there was no force in his voice.


Beast was silent for a few moments, then Bobby felt his hand on his shoulder. "Of course, Bobby. I've always respected your wishes."


Bobby breathed a sigh of relief. "Thanks, Hank. Um, I'll leave you to your work now." Without looking at him, he turned and hurried out.




Bobby went upstairs, wondering what to do. He was in love with a woman he couldn't get to and couldn't talk about without endangering her. And the only man who could get him together with her was one he couldn't stand being near.


Love sucks sometimes, he thought. An image of Diedre's face filled his mind's eye, as she'd been in the bathroom, surprised and pleased, and genually happy to see him. But it's worth it!


Grinning, he went to find Gambit, determined to get him to take him back to the club. So what if he had to swallow a little pride to do so. It wasn't as if he cared about the Cajun's opinion. He was still scum.


He heard voices in the living room and looked in the door. Gambit was sitting on the couch across from Warren, talking about... investing?"


"Non, mon ami," the Cajun said. "Real estate ain' no good. I prefer more port'ble assets."


Warren nodded in slow agreement. "Yes, but without real estate, you don't have anywhere to go."


"Well, I will grant y' dat one."


Bobby's jaw dropped open in surprise. He had a degree in accounting and he knew when someone was bluffing about finances. The Cajun wasn't.


Warren looked at his watch. "My tea must be boiling by now. Do you want some?"


"Merci."


Warren walked past Bobby, who quickly followed him to the kitchen, his surprise still on his face. "You're talking investments with Gambit?"


Warren started pouring hot water in a tea pot. "Yeah. I must admit, Remy may turn my stomach most of the time, but he knows money. I've made a tidy bundle off some of his suggestions. I think he's taken some of my advice too."


"But, how?"


"I dunno. He's close mouthed, but he's let a few hints drop. I think he has as much money as I do. He may have as much as the Professor." He grabbed two cups, some sugar and cream, and put them all on a tray. "I haven't asked where he got it all in the first place, though. I don't really want to know."


Warren headed back to the living room as Bobby sat down. Pulling out his wallet, he looked at his pitifully small ATM statement and wondered about the financial rewards of theft versus obedience.





Part Five
[Valerie Jones]


Bobby fidgeted outside the closed door, trying to convince himself to go in. He raised his hand to knock, then lowered it. For a strange moment, he had the inexplicable feeling that he was crossing a threshold that, once past, he would never be able to return. Then he shook it off. Geez, it was just Gambit's room. All he wanted was a little favor-in exchange for not telling the X-Men about the New York guild. He raised his hand again and knocked.


"Oui?" came the muffled response.


"Remy?" It was time to be friendly. "It's Bobby. You mind if I come in?"


"Door's open."


Bobby grimaced. Great. Here he was bearding the lion in its den, and the lion was grumpy. But he couldn't walk away. As much as he disliked it, he needed Gambit's help. Cautiously, he poked his head around the door. Gambit was dressed only in jeans, and was in the process of toweling his long hair dry. Bobby was surprised to see the dark bruises that decorated the majority of his back and shoulder.


"What happened to you?"


Gambit glanced at him, expression neutral. But Bobby had the distinct impression that the eerie red eyes were seeing straight through him. Then he shrugged, though only with the uninjured side. "Got a little carried away in de Danger Room."


Yeah, like I believe that. But Bobby kept the thought to himself. Gambit almost never got hurt training.


"Did y' wan' somet'ing?" Gambit asked after a moment. His accent was especially thick, and he sounded tired.


"Yeah, I. . ." Bobby forced himself to speak. This was obviously a bad time, but he just had to get Gambit to help him. "I. . . wanted to ask a favor."


That got the Cajun's attention. His eyes narrowed. "What kind of favor?"


"I need you to talk to someone at that club we went to." If he weren't so nervous, Bobby would have chuckled at Gambit's suddenly baffled expression. He hurried on to explain, "You have to get me onto the list to get in. I tried to go there a couple of nights ago, but they said I'd have to talk to you." His ears still burned when he thought about that. The door goons remembered him, all right, but they weren't about to let him through without Gambit's express approval.


Gambit's expression remained baffled. "Why in de world y' wan' t' be goin' t' a place like dat?"


Inexplicably, his reaction made Bobby angry. "I just. . . do, all right? Look, I haven't told anyone about you being up to your neck in thieves when you're supposed to be retired." Gambit's eyes narrowed to slits, but Bobby pressed forward. "I thought that might be worth some kind of . . . consideration." Bobby held his breath. He'd actually done it. Played his little hole card against Gambit. He could feel his heart pounding as the Cajun studied him, lips drawn into a thin line. After a moment, Gambit cocked his head to the side, his expression sliding from angry to appraising.


"I s'pose it is," he answered. "But I can' let y' go t' de club. Sorry."


"Why not?!"


"B'cause dey'd see right t'rough y'. Y' ain't no t'ief. An' den it'd be bot' our butts on de line." His accent was thick enough that Bobby was having some trouble understanding him. He realized suddenly that Gambit must be on the verge of falling over. He also realized that this was probably the best chance he would have of convincing him. It was a pretty fair bet that Bobby could make himself obnoxious enough that Gambit would agree to anything just to get him to go away.


"So? You could show me how to act like a thief, right? I mean, it's just a nightclub. It's not like they're going to expect me to do anything while I'm there."


Gambit snorted in disgust and tossed the damp towel over the back of a nearby chair. "Y' can' act like a t'ief. It's somet'ing y' are. It's a-" he struggled to find a word, "a-mindset. A way o' t'inking." He gave Bobby a direct stare. "It's not somet'ing y' can fake. Not around dese people."


Bobby was beginning to feel desperate. He'd thought that Gambit would have to do this for him. But instead, he kept sliding around the issue. He wasn't actually saying no, but he was telling Bobby that it was impossible, and implying that it was because of Bobby, not because of his own refusal to cooperate. And that, Bobby realized with a start, was an extremely slick way to argue. If he hadn't been completely determined to get back into that club, Gambit would have talked him out of it already.


Bobby countered the slick argument with the only thing he could think of-sincerity. "Remy, please. I have to go back there."


"Why?"


Bobby felt himself blushing. Normally that would be bad, but this time, it would only add to his appeal. "Because, I . . . met someone." He couldn't quite meet Gambit's gaze. Which was probably good, because Gambit began to laugh. He sank onto the bed and laughed raggedly, one hand pressed against the ribs on his injured side.


"A woman? A t'ief woman?"


Bobby nodded and tried to ignore the fact that Gambit was laughing at him. But after a moment, Gambit's mirth died. Bobby looked at him, and was surprised by how solemn his expression was.


"Bobby, dese people are de real t'ing. Dey'd tear y' apart if dey found out what y' are."


"Then show me how to be a thief." Bobby wasn't sure who was more surprised by his words. Gambit simply blinked at him.


"F' real?"


"If that's what it takes to walk into that place, then yes. For real." A cold pit was starting to form in Bobby's stomach. He'd just jumped into some deep water, and he had no idea yet whether he was going to be able to swim.


There was a strange ache in Gambit's eyes that Bobby couldn't identify. "Is she worth it?" he asked softly.


Bobby formed an image of Diedre in his mind's eye, and he knew the answer instantly. "Yes."


Gambit stared at him, his red gaze intense. Slowly he nodded. "Den I do what y' ask. On one condition."


Bobby's heart had leapt into his throat. "What's that?" he asked, not really caring what it might be.


"Dat y' do what I say, when I say it, an' y' don' ask questions. Understood?" Bobby started to nod, but Gambit cut him off. "I wan' y' oath. By whatever c'n bind y'."


Bobby was taken aback. He felt suddenly like Gambit was asking him to sell his soul. But the momentary chill passed, and he couldn't help but feel elated. He was going to get to see Diedre on a regular basis. It was going to be more work than he expected, but that was o.k. He would swear to Gambit on anything he wanted for that.


"All right. How's this? I swear, on my honor as an X-Man, that I'll do my best to learn how to be a thief."


Gambit gave him another one of those appraising stares, but then he nodded. He almost seemed amused, but all he said was, "Go `way, Bobby."


Bobby was too happy to be insulted by the abrupt dismissal. And Gambit looked like he'd been run down by a truck, so it wasn't really something he could hold against him. That thought brought back an earlier question. At the doorway, Bobby turned.


"What really happened to you tonight?"


Gambit flashed him a humorless smile. "Y' find out soon enough, neh?"




Remy settled quietly into the overstuffed chair that fronted Professor Xavier's desk, trying not to let his stiffness show. Serves me right f' fallin' two stories down an air-conditioning shaft. Least I got away. And what he had gotten away with was what brought him to the professor this morning. Normally, he would be more subtle, but this one wouldn't wait for the right time.


"Good morning, Remy." The professor was pouring himself a cup of tea from the service perched on the corner of his desk.


"'Mornin', Professor."


"Tea?"


"Non." He declined with a small shake of his head. The less he moved, the better. And the less likely it would be that the X-Men would know he'd gotten hurt. Except Bobby. Remy cursed himself yet again for that particular bit of stupidity. What in the world had possessed him to invite the boy in before putting a shirt on? But he'd simply been too exhausted to think straight. Yet it seemed that a quirk of fate had saved him this time. Bobby wanted to learn the dark ways-to get to a woman. And like a fool, Remy had agreed. He still wasn't sure why, except that the expression in Bobby's eyes had been so full of yearning-of desire, and hope- that he simply couldn't refuse.


"Remy?"


Remy came back to himself with a start. "What? `M sorry Professor, I was-"


"A million miles away." The professor smiled.


Remy cleared his throat, uncomfortable. He found himself letting his guard down a little too much around the professor. They had a certain. . . understanding, to be sure, but Remy kept finding himself wanting to treat Charles as a friend.


If Charles noticed his discomfort, he didn't let it show. But Remy wasn't fooled. Charles took a sip from his cup and sat back in his chair, waiting for Remy to speak.


"A couple o' weeks ago, y' asked me what I thought about Draxar Technologies, an' `bout dem wantin' y' t' chair dere new foundation." Charles had said almost exactly that. He had called Remy into his office and described Draxar Technologies and their newly established Genesis Foundation, for which they wanted Charles as their Director. Remy had said that he didn't know anything about Draxar and didn't have an opinion. But that was how those conversations between them always went. It was Charles' oblique way of asking Remy to look into it. It also meant that Charles had his own doubts about the company already, or he wouldn't be looking for information of the sort Remy could provide.


Charles said nothing, only nodded. Remy decided that this wasn't the time to be edging around the subject. There were a lot of things Charles didn't know about him, but his abilities at espionage weren't on that list. Remy had much bigger secrets than that to keep, and this gave Charles the illusion that he knew the "truth" that Remy worked so hard to keep buried. Still, as intelligent as the man was, Remy often wondered who was playing who.


Remy sighed despite the pang in his side, and got on with it. "On de surface, Draxar checks out. Dey got several big government contracts for biotech research, but dere f' t'ings like bacteria t' eat up oil spills an' improvin' livestock. De Genesis Foundation's supposed t' be devoted t' improvin' de quality o' life through genetics. Even t' developin' way t' predict mutations an' maybe control dem." Remy couldn't help his acid smile. "Parents could pick dere kid's powers before dey even conceive him."


That elicited a frown from Charles. "That sounds. . . dangerous."


"Yeah, well, de real danger's in dere black bag. It runs real deep, if y' get my drift."


"How deep?" Charles knew the terminology well enough to know that a "black bag" referred to money that was never officially declared on the income statement.


"Four hundred million a year."


Charles drew in a sharp breath. That was a lot of money, even for a corporation the size of Draxar. "And they're using it for . . .?"


Remy shrugged. He'd gotten the figure. Finding out what was really going on behind that great big dollar sign would be a very risky venture. He'd need a lot more reason than the professor's curiosity to try it. But the odds were good that it involved mutant research. Remy knew perfectly well that he'd just put Draxar on the X-Men's top ten list of interest. Even if Cyclops would never know how Charles knew there was trouble brewing there.


Charles thanked him, and Remy excused himself quickly from the room. The last thing he wanted was to get caught in a casual conversation with the professor. Mostly because he hated hiding things from the man. But even Charles would never understand the reasons for some of the things Remy did. Sometimes, he wondered himself. Still, he had the opportunity to walk away from it all. He could devote all of his time to the X-Men and never step into the darker side of life again-but he knew that his conscience would never let him do that.





Part Six
[Lori McDonald]


Over aeons, ice crept across the planet, crushing everything below it in a sheet of frozen water a mile thick. Animals and protohumans fled before it or died, or adapted, learning the tricks of warm fur, hot blood, or fire. Evolution forced into action by the threat of a permanent, icy grave.


In the Danger Room, the ice age came much faster.


With a shriek of grinding ice, Bobby grew a tree of frozen moisture in the center of the Danger Room. It sprung up in its artificial spring, growing up towards the ceiling and branching out, dropping frozen fruit that set down their own roots and grew themselves until the entire room was a forest of cold, or perhaps a cave with its stalagtites and stalagmites of white.


Bobby stared at the cave he'd created for a moment, then forced the screaming ice into new shapes. Into a castle complete with ramparts and flags, into an alien landscape, into the visages of his teammates. Frowning, he looked at them. Betsy stood closest, with her straight hair and almond shaped eyes. Almost without thinking, he lengthened the hair and reshaped the face, to be rounder and thinner with larger, sadder eyes. Diedre's face stared out at him. He glanced at Rogue beside her and did the same to her face. Storm was next, then Jean. Soon, all the X-Women wore Diedre's face and he sighed.


I gotta see her, he thought. I don't care what it takes. He glanced to his right and started.


He'd created the male X-Men as well and Gambit stood only a few meters away from him. But the Cajun wasn't quite right. In a setting filled with jewels he was stealing while the formless owners pleaded with him, he wore Bobby's face.




"Hi, Storm. Whatcha making?"


Ororo looked up as Bobby wandered into the room, his hands shoved into his pockets and his blond hair, badly in need of a trim, falling across his eyes.


"I am making some tea. Would you like some?"


"Sure, thanks." Bobby seated himself at the table and watched her pour two cups of the dark tea. Taking a bowl of honey, she put a teaspoon of the gold in her cup and looked at him with an eyebrow raised.


"Three, please."


She smiled as she put the honey in. "Having some tea with your honey, I see," she teased.


"Hey, I like it sweet," he protested. Picking up the cup, he sniffed the warm, steaming drink, and froze it until ice crusted the top. Breaking it with the honey spoon, he took a sip. "Ah, that's the stuff."


Storm shook her head, but didn't say anything. She was used to seeing Bobby freeze his food before eating. "Bobby, I have always been curious." He looked at her. "If you always eat your food cold, why do you bother to cook it?"


He shrugged. "It affects the taste. Cold cooked food tastes different from cold raw food. Besides, I want to make sure any little germs are killed first."


"True. That is a prudent course of action." She sipped her tea, savouring the taste. "How are your studies going with your powers?" She asked. She'd started assigning him solo training sessions to, as she put it, 'encourage independent development'. If Bobby hadn't known her so well, he would have thought she wanted to get away from him.


"Not too bad." He thought of the dozen Diedres he'd made. "I think I'm getting better at small details."


"Excellent. You do not look very happy though."


He shrugged and swallowed. "I guess I'm just tired." He paused. "Ororo, there's something I've always been meaning to ask you."


A single eyebrow rose. "Yes?"


He leaned back in his chair, trying to look nonchalant. "Why did you stop being a thief?"


She blinked for a moment. "Why?"


"Yeah. I mean, you've always said how good you were. Even Gambit admits you're a better pickpocket than he is. Why stop?"


She smiled and sipped her tea. "I needed to become a thief, but I did not need to stop being one. When my master found me, I was starving and penniless. I would have died without him and I loved him for giving me my life, as well as his teachings and his love. I became the finest pickpocket in Cairo for him.


"But I only stole for him. For myself, there was nothing. A bit of satisfaction in escaping with what I took, but very little that lasted for long. It was a quick fix, actually. And I was finding as I grew older that I very much came to dislike what I did. I could see my marks, after all, and I came to sympathize with them. When I reached my thirteenth year, I decided that I had had enough and left. I remembered my mother telling me of her people in Kenya and so I went to find them. I discovered my powers along the way and they made me a Goddess." She smiled. "Quite a step away from being a thief, but at least they made it so I did not have to steal again." Her look turned thoughtful. "Or perhaps I merely stole in a different way."


Bobby forgot his tea and leaned his elbow on the table, his chin in his hand. "What about Gambit? He doesn't think stealing is wrong even now."


She laughed. "I doubt Remy will ever feel that stealing is completely wrong. He is far too addicted to the pinch for that." Her expression was briefly sad. "But he recognizes the rights of his marks in his own way. When I lived in New Orleans with him, we only stole from criminals."


Bobby blinked. "I didn't know that."


"Oh, yes." The smile returned with the memory. "We would only steal from criminals. From drug dealers and bookies and gangs. Remy had a certain philosophy. Family is inviolate, even if they are criminals. As are people he saw as being innocent. Ordinary people such as we X-Men protect. And then there were those who harmed the innocent without being family. Those were his targets."


Bobby shook his head. "But he lets his family get away with stealing."


She nodded. "True. But do not forget all the times the X-Men have broken the rules of society. And Remy has put his past behind him. He does not, after all, steal any more."


Bobby looked down and sipped his tea, wondering if convincing Gambit to teach him to steal had been the wrong thing to do, not for what it would do to him, but for what it would do to Remy.




Wearily, Bobby climbed up the stairs to the men's wing. It had gotten late while he thought and he wanted to get some sleep before the morning, when Scott had one of his early hour Danger Room sessions planned. The man seemed to think everyone was as much of a morning person as he was, no matter how much they all tried to convince him otherwise.


Yawning, he walked into his room, flicked on his light and almost swallowed his tongue. Gambit stood in the center of the room, dressed in ordinary street clothing. Red on black eyes pierced his and he tossed him his jacket.


"Get dressed," he ordered. "Y' first lesson be t'night."




An hour later, they arrived at a seedy building deep in the Bronx. Remy had ridden his bike into the city, Bobby hanging desperately onto the back as he peeled around turns at high speed, but he'd left it behind blocks ago. They'd walked the rest of the way, taking such a roundabout route that Bobby had no idea where they were.


"Are you trying to make sure I can't find my way back here?" Bobby snapped.


"Nope. Makin' sure we ain' bein' followed."


Suddenly nervous, the young man looked behind him.


"Don' worry, homme. It safe."


Turning into an alley beside the building, Remy sauntered by a homeless person and hopped onto an especially battered dumpster. From there, he leaped up and caught the end of a fire escape ladder and pulled it down so they both could use it. With Bobby following uncertainly, he climbed up to the roof. Bobby came much more slowly, not entirely sure he wanted to touch the ladder. He'd never seen anything so filthy.


The roof was even worse. Covered in soot and filth, with little piles of human and bird shit, there was garbage everywhere. Bobby stepped over a bunch of broken beer bottles and hopped back away from several used needles and a couple of condoms. He looked in disgust at Gambit, who was sitting down calmly with his back against a vent.


"You gotta be kidding me. Why are we here?!"


The Cajun glanced at him. "First lesson. Don' question me. Jus' sit down an' wait."


Diedre. Think of Diedre...


Carefully, Bobby made his way over to him and cleared a patch of ground with his foot. Sitting down, he tried to relax.


"Okay, what now?"


"I tol' you. Wait."


Grumbling, Bobby did as he was told and the minutes crawled by. He glanced over at one point and saw that Gambit was leaning back with his eyes closed. He was about to make some comment about how he didn't come all this way to watch him sleep when the Cajun winced and he realized he'd been feeling his bruised ribs.


"Those aren't going to heal if you keep doing that," he told him.


Gambit smiled. "Don' worry. Dey heal pretty fast. Bruises ain' much t' worry 'bout."


Bobby glanced away at some grafitti, blushed and looked back at him. "How did you get those? I mean, I've seen you take on Magneto without getting a scratch."


"Does it matter?"


He frowned. "It matters if I go home with the same bruises."


Gambit chuckled. "Don' worry, Bobby. I not dat bad a teacher. I not take you anyplace dat I don' t'ink y' c'n handle."


Bobby turned away, embarrassed by the compassion he heard in his voice. "Sure," he muttered. "You just take me to a junkie's paradise in the middle of downtown Bronx at 2 am."


"Jus' wait, Bobby."


With nothing to do, Bobby leaned forward and fiddled his thumbs, left over right, right over left, back and forth. He thought of his lessons with Storm and how there was no way he was ever going to be able to stay awake for that morning's Danger Room session. Most of all, he thought of Diedre.


Never went to this much trouble for a woman before. He smiled. But it's worth it. He heard a scream. Then again... He looked at Gambit. "Are we going to do anything about that?"


The Cajun had been sitting up straight, eyes unfocused as he concentrated. Then he relaxed. "Non. She got away."


Bobby hesitated, not sure that letting her attackers go free was the right thing to do. "How can you be so sure?"


Remy hesitated, then tapped his temple. "I can sense her runnin'. It's one a my powers."


"But..."


"Wait, Bobby."


"Wait, yeah, sure. All I ever do is wait."


More time passed and the hour creeped to one o'clock, then one fifteen, and finally one thirty. At one fourty five, Gambit looked at him. "Well?"


Bobby had been dozing off listening to the music from a club several blocks away. He started awake. "What?"


"Y' learn anyt'ing?"


He blinked. "What's to learn?"


Gambit grinned. "Why y' t'ink we been out here? I don' like t' sit on dis roof any more dan you."


Bobby huffed. "Well, what am I supposed to learn? Patience?"


"Nope. T' listen."


"Listen?"


The Cajun nodded, serious again. "Oui. Listen."


Confused, Bobby listened.


"What y' hear, homme?"


"Uh..." he concentrated. "I hear cars, and music from a club."


Gambit was relentless. "What else?"


The sounds of the music and cars fading into his subconscious, and then under that, a low rumble, growing louder, then fainter as a subway car passed them at the nearest point in its course.


"I can hear the subway."


"Closer."


Beneath the mechanical sounds, human movements. Someone's footsteps on the pavement. The rhythmic slap slap slap of a young teen's tennis shoes. Occasionally scuffling. A sloppy sound. That was how he knew it was a teen, he realized. Then, as the footsteps disappeared into the distance, the uneven burr of the bum snoring beneath them, along with maybe a paper rustle as he turned over on his bed of torn grocery sacks.


He focused, harder than he ever had before. He'd never been so aware of sound. "I hear someone walking down the sidewalk, and that bum snoring in the alley."


"Closer dan dat."


Bobby sighed in frustration. "I don't know!"


He searches for more to hear, finds nothing.


"Yes y' do. Find it or dis de last time I try t' teach you."


Bobby glared at him. "That's not fair!"


Gambit raised both eyebrows. "I be teachin' y' t' be a t'ief, boy. If y' can' pick up even de simplest t'ings, den dere ain' no point in tryin', neh?"


Bobby cursed and tried again, remembering things Storm has been teaching him. To be still and concentrate. To listen to the sounds of nature and to her Goddess. Then he began to hear the wind...


The wind. He could hear the wind. Softly blowing, rustling the newspapers scattered over the roof, whistling in the vent, making something bang down below them on the side of the building. He frowned, his brow furrowing in deeper concentration. "I hear something."


"What is it?"


"I... I'm not sure."


"Listen t' it, Bobby. Forget everyt'ing else and just listen t' dat one sound."


Bobby did, listening to the soft, intermittent banging.


"Listen t' de sound."


It was wood.


"Ignore everyt'ing else."


Heavy wood, banging softly on wood.


"It right below you..."


Wood against wood, knocking at the whim of the wind, right below them on the side of the building.


"You know what it be."


"It's a window," he said at last. He was surprised to discover he was covered in sweat. He normally never sweated, his powers keeping him cool. "It's an open window, banging against the frame when the wind hits it."


Remy grinned, looking inordinately pleased. "Oui, it is. An' it's our way in."




They climbed down the edge of the building to get to the window, using a drain pipe to reach it.


"Why don't I just use my powers to get us down there?" Bobby called.


"Non! Y' never use ya powers on a job! Dat's de rule of the Guilds. Y' use y' powers an' y' put out a neon sign t' anybody on how t' identify y' an' to watch f' other mutant t'ieves."


"But, I thought the only mutant Guild was in New Orleans."


"Ain't talkin' just 'bout New Orleans."


Bobby chewed on that enigmatic statement as Gambit checked the window and hallway beyond, then slipped in. Nervously, he followed. This wasn't like one of his usual assignments. He didn't have the power of the X-Men if something went wrong this time, just one mysterious Cajun.


The hall inside the building wasn't much better than the roof. The walls below the single working bulb were dingy and grey, strewn with graffiti and dents. The floor was linoleum that sucked at their every step, cluttered with paper and garbage. Bobby looked down at a headless doll and shuddered.


"Hard to believe people actually live here."


"Sometimes y' got no choice. Sometimes y' t'ink y' got none." Remy flipped up the collar of his duster and walked down the hall. "Come on, de contact be waitin' f' us."


"Contact? Who?"


"Somebody I need t' talk t' t'night. He lives here."


Bobby heard a rat skuttle through the shadows and shuddered. A baby wailed plaintively in the distance. "What do I do?"


Remy stopped by a door midway down the hall. "You wait out here an' keep y' eyes open f' trouble. Dis guy not gonna be wantin' t' talk in front of a stranger. An' remember, no powers." He handed him something cold and heavy. "Use dis if y' have to. But yell f' me first."


Bobby looked down at the squat black gun he'd handed him. He'd only ever used one in the practices Cyclops insisted they all take. He'd never thought he'd ever have to carry one for real. "I didn't know you carried a gun."


The Cajun chuckled. "I carry two. I still got de ot'er one on me. Now be careful. Dis place ain' safe."


He knocked on the door three times, waited a moment, then knocked twice and stood back so whoever was inside could see him through the peephole. A few seconds later, the door opened and he vanished inside.


It was immediately a lot darker in the hall without him there and Bobby had to resist the urge to coat himself in a nice safe layer of ice. "Dis place ain' safe," he mimicked. "No shit, Sherlock."




Gambit was gone for only ten minutes. Ten minutes that seemed to last forever as the young mutant shivered in the hall and tried to think of Diedre. Anything that would keep him from getting out of there now. Maybe it was his imagination, but there was a malevolence in that place that he could almost feel. Did feel in fact. It was something evil and it was in the room with Gambit.


I knew he was nuts.


Finally, the door opened again and the Cajun reemerged. Bobby had a brief glimpse inside of a smoky room filled with shadows, but Gambit closed it before he could get a good look. Leaning back against the door, he lit a cigarette and puffed heavily on it.


"What happened in there?" Bobby asked uncertainly. The Cajun looked the same as always, but Bobby has the nagging suspicion that he was very disturbed by something. He wasn't sure he wanted to know what by though.


Gambit shrugged. "I asked some questions an' got some answers. Dat's all y' need t' know." He pushed away from the door and started heading back to the window.


"But-" Bobby gestured at the door. "Whoever you were talking to wasn't human, was it?"


The Cajun gave a dry laugh. "No more dan us an' probably less." He sat on the window and looked at him calmly. "Y' got any more questions?"


"Yeah. Why did we wait so long for a ten minute interview? Just to teach me to listen?"


"Dat's de way I learned it, homme." He ducked out the window.


Not wanting to be left alone there for even a moment, Bobby hurried after him. Why do I get the feeling that's not all of it? The more he thought about it though, the more he thought that the wait on the roof wasn't just to give him a lesson in listening.


It was for Remy to work up his nerve to go inside.




Once away from the building, the Cajun's step began to slow and he walked quietly by Bobby's side, smoking his cigarette.


"So," Bobby asked nonchalantly. "When are you planning to go back to the club?"


Remy grinned. "Y' mean, when am I plannin' t' take you?"


"Well, yeah. I've been working really hard, you know."


"Oui, dat's true. I take you soon, I promise." He wandered over to the side of the street, where two men were drinking beer and laughing. "But not t'night."


Without warning, he lashed out, driving his fist into the face of the first of the two men. He went down spitting teeth as Remy spun and roundhouse kicked the second as hard as he could.


"Jesus!" Bobby yelped. "What are you doing?!"


Remy left the two unconscious men and walked back to his side, continuing down the sidewalk as though nothing had happened. "Remember de woman we heard scream?"


"Yeah."


Well, dose were de two guys dat tried t' jump her."


Bobby gaped at him. "How do you know that?"


The same grin appeared on his face he always wore when he was being enigmatic. "Easy. I listened."





Part Seven
[Valerie Jones]


Bobby adjusted the bowtie at his throat one more time and tried to ignore Gambit, who was grinning at him with all the cheerful menace of the Cheshire Cat. He had the horrible suspicion that he looked like a high school kid on his way to the prom. He felt like a high school kid on his way to the prom. Complete with horse- sized butterflies in his stomach and sweaty palms. But it was Saturday night, and they were less than twenty feet from the door to the club, and hopefully, Diedre.


"So, does this place have a name? I feel like a dope just calling it `The Club' all the time," Bobby said.


Gambit glanced back over his shoulder at him as they descended the stairs. "Don' got another name." He shrugged. "You ever meet anybody dat don' know what y' talkin' about, dey too small-time for y' t' be botherin' wit."


Too small-time for me to be bothering with. Bobby rolled the words around in his head. They were. . . exhilarating. But then all other thoughts were banished as they reached the door to the Club, and Bobby found himself facing his favorite goon squad. The larger of the two nodded at Gambit.


"Mr. LeBeau. Mr. Drake." Then he stepped aside and resumed his perfect pose.


Bobby tried not to stare as he followed Gambit past the two men. Mr. Drake? At Gambit's say-so, he'd suddenly become Mr. Drake?


They passed through the coat check room, and a different girl smiled at them. Bobby barely noticed her. His eyes were fastened on the far door. This was it.


The noise hit him like a hammer, despite the fact that he'd been expecting it this time. The scene was identical to the one he'd been confronted with before, except that his attention was immediately drawn to the bar in the hopes of spying a certain pale face at the end of the long black counter. To his supreme disappointment, he didn't see her.


"Bobby." Gambit nudged him to get his attention. He turned. "Go find y' ladyfriend, eh? I've got some t'ings t' take care of, maybe take an hour. You jus' stay low an' keep y' mouth shut, non? Anybody give y' trouble, y' send `em t' me."


Bobby could feel the hairs on the back of his neck begin to bristle, and Gambit seemed to sense it. He caught Bobby's elbow. The expression in his eyes was fierce. "You're riskin' my life here too, boy. Don' forget it."


Bobby nodded, sobered. "Got it." He'd never really thought that it was dangerous, what Gambit was doing bringing him here. But he had to admit that he really didn't know what the people here were like.


He made his way toward the bar, trying to look casual. He still couldn't see Diedre anywhere. He paused to watch a couple of spins of the waist-high roulette wheel, wondering if he dared place a bet. Then he realized that he didn't have the faintest idea how much any of the chips were worth, nor what the true rules of the game might be. The only roulette he'd ever played had been at his parent's church's Casino Night.


"Black twelve," said a voice over his shoulder. Bobby turned in surprise to find a young man with long, sandy blond hair standing behind him.


"What?"


"Black twelve," he repeated, and as he did, the white marble settled into the appropriately marked groove.


"How did you know that?"


The young man tapped his temple and smiled. "It's my power. I can predict statistical occurances. The wheel's not rigged, so I always know."


"You're a mutant?" Bobby wasn't certain why he was surprised. Gambit had warned him that there would be a lot of mutants.


"Of course. Just like you." He held out his hand. "Alexi Markeno."


"Bobby Drake." He returned the handshake.


Alexi nodded. "LeBeau's apprentice. I know."


"You do?"


Alexi chuckled. "Everybody knows who you are. We don't get too many new faces."


Bobby found himself looking around sureptitiously, which elicited another chuckle from the young man beside him. Alexi clapped him on the shoulder.


"Have you met Michael yet?"


"No." The thought made Bobby a little nervous. Gambit had told him about Michael, and had been very explicit that Bobby was to keep his distance. He hadn't painted Michael in a very kind light.


"Well, c'mon. I'll introduce you." Alexi grabbed him by the coat sleeve and began dragging him toward the far side of the immense room. Not certain how to resist, Bobby followed him.


"Michael's my mentor," Alexi explained as they wove their way through the crowd. There was a clear note of pride in his voice. "He's a Master thief-- the only one in the city."


"Except Gambit," Bobby reminded him obliquely.


Alexi shrugged. "Yeah, well, Gambit's something of a rogue. He doesn't have a guild."


Bobby grinned at the unintentional play on words, but decided that he'd never be able to explain. And he had yet to figure out this emphasis on "guilds" and "clans". Remy had tried to explain-- somewhat, at least, but to Bobby it all sounded like so much gobbledegook.


They managed to wind their way to a small raised area off to the side of the giant television screens. Small round tables were scattered about in imitation of a small cafe. Bobby was only slightly surprised to see that a real rose decorated each glass-topped table. The tables were mostly filled, and Alexi led him toward the center of the crowd.


Bobby identified Michael while they were still a good ten feet away from his table. He looked exactly like the predator Gambit had described him to be. His hair was jet black and slicked back to reveal a sharp widow's peak. His eyes were just as dark, and reminded Bobby of a hawk's. But it was the woman seated beside Michael that caught his attention and held it in an iron grip. Diedre. She was dressed in a blue so deep that it seemed darker than Michael's black suit. Her lips were blood red, and a small voice inside Bobby cried out that it was all wrong, wrong. The colors were an abuse of her delicate beauty, covering her like bruises.


As he took the last few steps, Michael leaned over and kissed Diedre's bared shoulder. Bobby felt like his heart had suddenly turned to stone. Diedre smiled at Michael with those awful lips, but it was a thin, tired expression. Then Michael looked up, taking in his guests with a single glance. His gaze fixed on Bobby, who found himself skewered by one of the most frightening stares he'd ever encountered. In a sudden moment of epiphany, Bobby realized that there was nothing remotely human in the heart of this man. He couldn't say how he knew it or why, but the conviction grabbed hold of him and refused to let go. To see Diedre even sitting next to him was disturbing. To think that she might be with him. . . He shoved the thought aside and tried to hold on to his composure. For perhaps the first time in his life, Bobby desperately wished that he had Gambit at his back. Gambit, who had more than enough arrogance to absorb Michael's deadly stare.


Alexi was completely oblivious to Bobby's thoughts. He greeted Michael with cheerful cameraderie. Michael returned the greeting in a more restrained manner and then rose, proferring his hand.


"You must be Bobby."


Bobby nodded and shook his hand. He forced himself to meet Michael's eyes instead of the pair of pale blue ones beside him. Diedre was watching him intently, her expression unreadable. And in a moment of pure terror, Bobby wondered if he'd completely misread her at the library. But he'd been so sure of what he thought had passed between them.


"Uh, it's a pleasure to meet you. Sir." Bobby managed through a dry throat. Michael chuckled.


"Michael is fine. Please, sit down." He gestured toward the empty chair that occupied a spot at their table. Bobby did so, as Alexi pulled over a chair from another table and settled next to him. Bobby wasn't sure whether to be grateful or annoyed by Alexi's somewhat posessive demeanor. It was almost as if Alexi were a pup bringing a prize to lay at his master's feet.


Michael gestured toward Diedre. "This is my wife, Didi."


Bobby swallowed convulsively, but managed to keep his expression still. "It-- it's nice to meet you."


She ducked her head shyly, but didn't speak. Michael glanced at her appraisingly, then seemed to decide that that was introduction enough. He turned back to Bobby.


"Now." Michael picked up his drink. "Tell me about yourself."


Bobby blinked at him and tried not to panic. This was exactly what Gambit had told him not to do. He didn't have any idea what to say. He couldn't exactly tell Michael about the X-Men. Or about Diedre for that matter.


"Uh, what do you want to know?" A waiter came by at that moment, rescuing him for a few precious seconds that he needed to think. He ordered a beer-- that Hefeweizen that had started all of this. Then he answered Michael.


"I grew up in Maine -- kind of a middle class, ordinary place. I came to New York because I didn't want to live that kind of life." Well, that was nice and vague, at least, he thought sourly.


Michael nodded. "How did you meet Remy?"


Bobby thought furiously. "He was sort of a friend of a friend." Which was even true, since Storm was his friend and she was the one who had brought Gambit to the X-Men. "She just brought him home with her one day."


Michael chuckled knowingly, and Bobby mentally patted himself on the back for such a creative use of the truth.


"You and she were lovers?" Michael asked, and Bobby nearly choked on his beer at the blunt question.


"Uh, no." He searched for some more of that creative truth. "Just roomates."


"Ah." Michael's gaze wandered for a moment, drifting out over the sea of people. Bobby took advantage of the brief lack of attention to glance at Diedre. He so very much wanted to ask her if he was being a complete fool-- if there was any real reason for him to be there. But she was inscrutable, her gaze locked on the table before her. She seemed so. . . lifeless here that it scared him. He wanted to reach over and shake her until she reacted to him.


"So what's your power, Bobby?" Alexi asked suddenly. Bobby had almost forgotten he was there.


"My power?" he replied cautiously. There weren't many places in the world where mutants would discuss their abilities openly.


Alexi nodded vigorously. "You are a mutant, aren't you? I can't imagine Gambit taking on someone who wasn't."


Michael's attention returned to them. His expression was curious. Bobby glanced between them and then, finally, over to Diedre.


"I'm a mutant," he admitted.


Michael did not look surprised. He leaned back, somehow seeming to lounge in the straight-backed chair. "Perhaps a small demonstration?" he suggested.


Bobby stiffened. The words were casual, but the challenge beneath them was unmistakable. Michael wanted to know what he had. Bobby considered him, his stomach tightening. What could he do? Build an ice statue on the table? But that would hardly impress Michael. And he didn't think that ice slides or barriers would do it either, despite their size. Maybe just going ice himself, right there? But that, a tiny voice inside told him, might be giving too much away.


He stared at the table, mind rushing, and finally settled on the ice statue. But just as he was about to begin, inspiration struck. He'd been working hard on his abilities and done a lot of sculpting lately. Why not do something really astounding?


Ice exploded in a thick column directly behind Michael's chair. It grew rapidly, branching out as it reached toward the twenty-foot ceiling. Michael looked up in surprise as the heavy column of white became a dragon that spread irridescent wings of ice and reared back, raising clawed talons to strike down at the man beneath it. Then, just as quickly, it flowed into a new position, lowering its body and dropping its wings to wrap gently around Michael in a protective cloak. Michael did not move as the crystalline wings enfolded him.


Bobby bit his lip as he concentrated on building the image his mind saw. It was probably the most intricate thing he'd ever done, especially to change it so fast. He held the ice dragon in its final pose for just a moment, then released the moisture back into the air with a sigh of relief. The dragon simply evaporated in a cloud of white.


Stunned silence greeted his display, making the loud music seem even more garish. Then, slowly, a smile spread across Michael's face and he began to applaud Bobby in a measured rhythm. Soon, the people crowded around them joined in, and for the first time in his life, Bobby found himself the object of an ovation. He blushed hotly and looked away from Michael, only to find himself staring directly into Diedre's eyes. They were full of amazement and wonder, and her unguarded smile was brilliant. Bobby knew in that instant that he would do whatever he had to to see that expression on her face again. It didn't matter that she was married. Not if her husband didn't make her glow like that.


A hand closed on Bobby's shoulder, startling him. He looked up to find Gambit watching him, his expression vaguely disapproving. "Y' showin' off, Bobby?" he asked casually.


"Hello, Remy," said Michael. Bobby did not miss his sudden coolness.


"Michael." Gambit nodded in acknowledgement of the other man. It was about like standing in the middle of two circling lions, Bobby thought. He wondered if he shouldn't find a way to get out from between the two before the charged cards started flying.


Gambit nudged him. "Let's go. We got t'ings t' do tonight."


Uncertain whether to be disappointed or relieved, Bobby rose from the table. He managed to make the proper goodbyes without stumbling over them, and began to turn away when a soft voice stopped him.


"Do you--" Diedre glanced at her husband. "Do you think I could learn to do that?" Her eyes were alight.


Bobby stared at Michael, not knowing if the question had been aimed at himself or the other man. His throat had gone dry, to the point where he almost hoped it was Michael who would answer. But Michael remained silent, his expression unreadable. Finally, Bobby shrugged in what he hoped was a casual manner.


"All it takes is practice. But I'd be happy to show you," he couldn't help but look to Michael, "if it's all right."


Michael cocked his head and frowned. "We can talk about it later." The words were stiff and Diedre deflated. "Nice meeting you, Bobby," he added a moment later.


Bobby turned away with a chill, wondering just what he'd gotten himself into. Gambit had warned him that these people would tear him apart if they ever found out he was a fake. Now, he believed it.





Part Eight
[Lori McDonald]


"Non, non. Y' can' force it, comprehende? Y' gotta be gentle, an' delicate." Gambit watched intently as Bobby worked the lock. "Nudge de tumblers into place and voila!" Bobby gaped in amazement as the lid opened. "Ya in."


"I- I did it!"


Gambit grinned. "Y' sure did. But pickin' de lock on my chest simpler dan any lock y' gonna find dat's really s'posed t' keep somet'ing hid. Still, y' done good." He slapped his shoulder and stood up. "Come on, I get y' a beer."


Iceman followed the Cajun down the stairs, still amazed as he slipped his lockpick into an inside pocket. It'd been three weeks since Gambit started teaching him and some of it actually seemed to be sinking in. It made passing himself off at the club a lot easier. They'd actually settled into a routine. Three days a week, his butt belonged to Gambit for training, though working in the time without the X-Men noticing usually required them to be up until the wee hours of the morning. Three nights were his to do with as he pleased, though he never knew ahead of time which nights were going to be his and which ones would have the Cajun knocking on his door, and one night a week, they'd go to the club. Or rather, one night a week Remy would take Bobby there, to be sure he didn't do anything stupid and get himself killed. On his free nights, however, Bobby went on his own. And every night he went there, Diedre was there as well, with a shy smile reserved just for him. He even got to sit with her, on the pretense of teaching her about her powers, and Michael allowed it, with only a snort of derision and some comment or other about it being his time to waste.


Wow. I'm actually pulling it off!


"In de case, homme!"


Bobby looked up to see Remy glaring at him. Blushing, he pulled out the pick and put it back into its tiny traveling case. "Oops, sorry."


Remy grimaced. "You de one gonna be sorry if y' on a job an' find y' pick's busted. Dose t'ings are expensive t' replace."


"I thought they were cheap."


The Cajun snorted. "Cheap tools only good for cheap jobs. Dat t'ings worth 'bout $500." Bobby blanched and he grinned. "My whole set cost 'bout a quarter of a mil."


"A quarter of a... you're nuts!"


He shrugged. "Paid dem off on de first job."


"Holy shit!"


"Shh." The Cajun led the way into the rec room, where Logan was playing pool and Scott and Jean were watching television with Betsy and Warren. Remy made his way over to the little portable fridge and pulled out a beer for himself and Bobby.


"Better throw one a those my way," Logan growled. Remy grabbed a third and tossed it to him. Logan caught it without looking.


Jean looked at them over the back of the couch. "Well, you two seem to be spending a lot of time together."


"Uh." Bobby tried to think of a lie that would fool the team's best telepath, but Gambit just shrugged. Bobby envied him his reserve.


"He m' friend. Dat okay wit' you?"


Scott looked at him and frowned. "Just so long as you don't get him into trouble."


Gambit slammed his beer down on the edge of the pool table in anger. "Hey!" Logan barked. "Watch it, bub."


The Cajun ignored him. "What? Dat what y' t'ink of me? Dat I'm gonna get him into trouble? Dat I'm corruptin' him? Dat nobody c'n be around me?"


"That's not what I said."


"Sure what it sounded like, homme." He walked out.


"Cajun's sure in a mood t'day," Logan pointed out, swigging his beer. "Can't say as I blame him." The last remark was directed at Scott.


Cyclops didn't answer him, turning his attention to Bobby. "Don't you think you're spending too much time with him, Bobby?"


Bobby hesitated. "What do you mean?"


"He's a bad influence." Logan growled and Jean looked annoyed. Warren and Betsy looked alternately smug and embarrassed.


To his own surprise, Bobby felt himself getting angry. "You don't think I can take care of myself?"


"No, that's not what- Why does everyone keep putting words in my mouth?"


Logan grinned. "'Cause yer too busy putting in yer foot?"


Bobby snorted. "Well, I'm getting along fine with Gambit. He's an interesting person once you get to know him and maybe I want him to get me into trouble. Did you ever think of that?" He walked out too.


The shock hit him three steps later. My God, what did I do? He'd never stood up to Scott that way before, and for Gambit! He didn't even like the man. Why defend him?


Feeling slightly guilty, Bobby wandered through the old mansion and out onto the backyard patio. Staring at the sunlight that flickered on the pool, he took a gulp of his beer.


"I don' s'pose y' brought my beer out wit' y', neh?"


Bobby looked around, then up. Gambit was sitting on the roof above him. The same place he always went to when he was feeling troubled. Everyone in the house knew it for he'd spent a lot of time up there after Rogue left him. Even down on the ground as he was, Bobby felt like he was intruding.


"Sorry," he admitted. "I think Logan grabbed it."


The Cajun sighed. "Dat's no big surprise. Oh well."


On impulse, Bobby tossed his own beer up to him. "Here, have mine. I was done anyway."


Gambit caught the bottle neatly, his expression unreadable as he wiped the mouth and took a swig. "T'anks, mon ami."


Bobby hesitated. "Um, you called me 'friend' back in the rec room too. Did you mean it?"


The Cajun was silent a moment, then shrugged. "Sure. Why not? Not dat Scott wanna let me."


"He really gets to you, doesn't he?"


A flash of a grin. "Oui. T'inks he's superior t' anybody who don' measure up t' his moral code. Pers'nally, I don' t'ink he measure up t' mine."


Bobby stepped farther back so he could get a better look at him. The Cajun squinted down at him, his eyes obviously hurting in the sunlight.


"What's your moral code, Remy?"


He shrugged. "Love wit' all y' heart, protect y' friends and fam'ly and s'vive no matter what, so long as de first two are kept safe." He took a swig of the beer. "I t'ink Scott sacrifice us all if he t'ought it de right t'ing t' do. Or let us die if it meant he had t' do somet'ing he didn' agree wit'."


Bobby shook his head. "No, he wouldn't do anything like that."


"Maybe not. I don' know de man ver' well, really." He took a drink and tossed the rest of the bottle down to him. Bobby barely managed to catch it. "You up f' a late night?"


Bobby looked back up at him. "What sort of late night?"


The Cajun grinned again. "De kind t' make Scott squirm."




"So, what do we do, homme?"


Bobby stared at the monolithic museum before him, then gaped at the man by his side. "Why are you asking me?"


"'Cause you de one wants t' learn t' be a t'ief."


"We're going to rob the museum?!"


"Keep y' voice down. Of course we not gonna rob it. Not f' real. We just gonna have a li'l fun."


The Cajun sounded terribly amused, but Bobby was scared half out of his mind. They were crouching on a building beside the museum, dressed head to foot in black with masks pulled over their faces. A duffle bag filled with equipement sat at their feet. He tried to swallow, but his mouth felt too dry. Pulling his mask up to expose his face, he created an ice cube to suck on for moisture.


Remy batted it away. "I said no powers. Now, y' wanna do dis or not? 'Cause if y' don', we c'n turn around right now and go home."


And never go out on another lesson again. Those were the unspoken words, but Bobby understood them. Remy wouldn't let him chicken out or do less than his best even once. If he did, there'd be no more training, and no more Diedre, and his heart couldn't bear that punishment. If he went along with this, it would have to be all the way.


It's not real, he told himself. We're not really going to take anything. With the cool wind drifting past him and the grey stone of the museum filling his eyes, though, it definately felt real. What's to stop us from getting arrested? He wondered. What's to stop us from getting shot?!


Remy stared at him intently, only his red on black eyes visible. "You wanna go home, Bobby?" He asked gently. His words were kind, but the threat was still there. Do it now or never do it at all.


Think of Diedre, he thought, his mantra. Think of Diedre.


"What do I do?" He whispered hoarsely.


Remy grinned. "Dat's de spirit. You jus' tell me what t' do an' follow 'long. If y' tell me t' do somet'ing I don' think I c'n get us outta, den I won', but otherwise you be callin' de shots."


Bobby nodded, almost breathing a sigh of relief. If Remy wouldn't let him do anything stupid, there was a net below him after all. "Is this the way you were taught?" He asked.


The Cajun chuckled. "On m' first job, yeah. Was thirteen years old."


"Did you succeed?"


He shook his head. "Non. Tol' my fat'er t' cut de wrong wire on a sec'rity camera. He got 'way, but I got busted. Fingerprinted me an' t'rew me in the slammer an' everyt'ing t' try an' scare me inta never doin' it again."


Bobby blanched. "You got out?"


"'Course. Y' can' send t'irteen year olds t' jail after all. Wen' home an' got my butt reddened for screwin' up."


He couldn't believe it. "Your father beat you?! But he's the one who cut the wire!"


"So? I de one told him t' do it. Never made dat mistake again."


He sounded so matter-of-fact, Bobby wondered if he'd let him fry to teach him such a lesson. Oh, God.


Remy saw the look in his eyes and chuckled. "It's gettin' late, homme. What d' y' wan' me t' do first? Y' should know if y' been payin' attention."


Think of Diedre.


Nodding slowly, Bobby told the Cajun what he desperately prayed was the right thing to do.




It wasn't nearly as hard as he'd thought it would be. It was difficult getting over to the building and past the security, certainly, especially since Gambit wouldn't let him use his powers, but no more so than some of the missions with the X-Men he'd been on. Yet the reasons were all different, and for the first time in his life, Bobby was the one in charge.


"See that camera?" he whispered, wedged side by side with Gambit in an airshaft in the ceiling. The heat was stifling and he was tempted to put just a thin sheet of ice over himself, but he knew Remy would know.


"Where?" Remy whispered back, a hint of humour in his voice. Bobby felt a brief annoyance, but realized that was silly. Remy wasn't laughing at him. He was enjoying himself instead, and pushing him to do his best. It was a little disconcerting.


"At eight o'clock below us."


"Oui."


Bobby struggled a bit farther forward to get a better view. Half crushed against the side of the vent, Gambit let him.


Bobby studied the angle of the camera and their placement. "There's no way to get by it from here, is there?" He realized.


"Non," Remy gasped. "Not wit' de tools I trained you wit'."


Bobby bit his lip. "So, what do we do now?"


Glowing red eyes watched him silently, and Bobby sighed. "I know, I know. We go back and try again."


"Dat's my boy."




Back on the roof of the museum, Bobby sucked in the cold night air. "Damn," he muttered. "This is impossible." Quickly, he turned around to see if Remy had heard him, but the Cajun was sorting through the contents of his bag and didn't pay attention. "You know what I wish?" He asked.


"What?"


He paced on the roof, careful to keep away from the edge and safely in the shadows. "I wish I'd known about this beforehand, so that I could think to go get the building plans for this place." He looked at the Cajun to see him hiding a small smile. That sneaky, bloody...


"Okay, hand them over."


Gambit grinned widely as he yanked out a folded set of blueprints from his bag and gave them to him.


"You know, you could have told me you had these thirty minutes ago."


Gambit tried to look innocent, which was hard to do with blood red eyes on black. "Moi? I'm jus' along for de ride. 'Sides, dis is more fun."


"You rotten..." Bobby spread the blueprints out. "I should freeze your underwear."


"Can't," he replied smugly. "No powers allowed."


"Just wait 'til we get home then," he muttered darkly.




It turned out that the airvents were indeed the right route to take into the building, Bobby had just taken a couple of wrong turns. They bypassed the alarm systems, Bobby sweating every time he had to tell the Cajun to cut a wire, and crawled in, Bobby drawing on everything that Gambit had taught him to spot the traps and get by them. Without his X-Men training and what he'd learned from Remy, he knew he never would have made it more than three feet into the building, and there were still a few occasions when he had to guess on what to do, which wire to cut, which setting to use. But his luck was holding well and he didn't do anything to set off the alarms.


Unless they're silent alarms, he thought, glancing at the Cajun. Remy looked calm, but Bobby knew he'd trip the alarms in a second if Bobby guided him wrong. However, he was pretty sure he'd get out of there fast once he did, so he tried not to worry. It wasn't easy though. His throat was tight, his hands were soaking in sweat in his gloves and under his mask and his heart felt like it was going to jump out of his chest every time he moved. He badly had to go to the bathroom and for some inane reason, he kept thinking that he was going to crawl around a corner and run right into Diedre, out on a job herself, and that she would then laugh at him. That was silly, though. Diedre may have been married to a master thief, but she was no thief. She'd admitted that to him willingly.


Why am I doing this for a married woman? He wailed silently. He hadn't told Remy that part. While he was sure Remy wouldn't care if he chased a married woman - he'd cheated on his own wife after all - he didn't want to know what he would think of Bobby for doing so.


I love her, he thought. And I could tell she wasn't happy with him. He sees her as an object. He thought of her smooth clean limbs and tremulous smile, the wonderful chill that came from her when she relaxed and let her body temperature drop. It was a turn on for him, though everyone else would avoid them and the cold in the air. Even Michael. I could never do that.


The sound of Remy cutting wires interrupted his reverie. That was a little odd, the Cajun had been waiting for his guidance up till now. He looked up to see Gambit had cut into the wall of the vent and was holding the wires which led to an air vent in the floor right before them. Bobby peered closer to see him closing the wire cutters around a red wire near the front.


Panic stabbed through the younger mutant. "What are you doing?" He hissed. "That's the wrong wire! You want the green one!"


Gambit looked back at him somberly. "It is?"


"Yes!"


"You sure?"


Bobby hesitated, not wanting to second guess him and screw up. He thought it was the wrong wire, but he wasn't sure, any more than he'd been completely sure that the others were. He'd always been that way, second guessing himself and others. He stared at the wire now fearfully.


Is he really cutting the right wire, or is it the wrong wire and he's just seeing if I'm paying attention?


The Cajun waited patiently, but his gaze was intent. Bobby realized something.


He's checking to see if I've been guessing.


Bobby pulled the mask a little bit away from his face to get some air. Blinking away sweat, he peered at the wire, following the route of it, remembering all his training. I'm not sure! he wailed silently. I'm not sure of anything!


"Well?" Gambit asked.


Bobby bit his lip. Be sure. You have to be sure. Trust in yourself for once, you frozen popsicle.


With a supreme effort, he forced down all the little doubting voices and said, with as much confidence as he could muster, "It's the green one."


He flinched as Gambit cut the green wire.


"Was it the right one?" He whispered.


"What you t'ink, homme?"


Bobby took a deep breath and listened. All he heard were the normal night sounds of a building at rest. "I think it was."


The Cajun chuckled. "So, how do I get dis vent off?"


That part was easy. Now that the security system was overridden, a simple screwdriver let them remove it. Once that was done, Bobby could clearly see that they were in the ceiling of a tall gallery, filled with statures in glass cases and paintings. Shadows filled much of the room, except for little lights illuminating the various treasures. Probably to make it easier for the guard to see if they'd been stolen.


"Which one are we going to take?" He asked.


Gambit shrugged, wedged side by side with him again. "I t'ink de one right below us be good 'nough."


Bobby peered down at a tiny statue about 30 feet down. He couldn't make out what it was, but he wasn't going to argue. "Sounds good. I... guess I better get down there, huh?"


To his surprise, Gambit shook his head. "Non, we don' have de time anymore. I go down an' get it. You have t' lower me, and make sure I don' trip anyt'ing on de way down."


Bobby gaped at him, but the only thing he could think of was Oh, thank God!


As the Cajun started removing lines and climbing belts from the pack, Bobby stared down at the gallery. He could see the cameras below, but they were watching the multiple enterances and none were actually pointed at the center of the room. He doubted they expected anyone to come through the ceiling, but it still seemed odd.


There's got to be something else, he thought, staring at the great expanse of open floor. Pressure plates? Nah, too many people walk on them all the time. He frowned, remembering how the mansion grounds were protected, and how he usually detected that sort of security in the danger room. "Remy?"


"Yah?"


"Do you have any powder, or anything that'll make a mist?"


"Why?" The Cajun sounded interested.


Bobby twisted around to look at him. Gambit had backed up and was putting on his climbing gear in the enclosed space. Bobby was immediately glad it wasn't him doing it for another reason. He was nowhere near as flexible as the Cajun. He never would have been able to get the stuff on without either making a hell of a lot of noise or dislocating something.


"Um, I think they've got lasers down there. I want to check."


Even under his mask, he could see the Cajun's broad grin.


Hey, I guess I did something right. Heartened by that, he took the can the mutant handed him and sprayed downwards and around into the gallery. The can released some kind of smoke that spread out thinly and widely, and as it went down it highlighted dozens of lasers around the room.


"Jesus," he whispered. "It looks like a scene from Star Wars. Are you sure you want to lower yourself into that?"


"Oui." The Cajun sounded amused again. "But first y' gotta give me a little room."


Bobby looked back to see he was ready, but with the extra bulk, he couldn't squeeze by him. Carefully, with nowhere else to go, Bobby crawled forward, over the open vent to the other side.


He was halfway across when he slipped.


SHIT!! He wailed inside as he fell through the vent, desperately grabbing for the edge. Barely, he managed to grab it and the relatively thin metal buckled from the sudden stress, almost causing him to lose his grip. For a second, Bobby felt ice start to creep over him. He wouldn't be hurt if he fell in that form. But somehow he stopped himself.


No powers! he thought. No powers! He looked down and his vision whirled. Oh, god, I'm gonna die!


The next thing he knew, Remy grabbed the back of his coat and hauled him far enough into the shaft that he could get the rest of the way in himself.


"Are you all right?" Bobby didn't answer, gasping in reaction. "Bobby!"


Bobby looked back. Remy had pulled his mask up to show his face and he looked genuinly concerned. No amusement, no guarded emotions. Just worried for a friend. Bobby swallowed. "I'm okay. Thanks."


Remy tilted his head to one side. "No problem. Y' wan' t' go home?"


Bobby hesitated, then shook his head. "No, let's just get this over with."


Remy nodded and pulled his mask back on. "It y' call, mon ami."




Five minutes later they were ready, and, braced in the vent with half a dozen levers letting him control the Cajun's descent without having to hold him up fully with his own strength, Bobby lowered him down. Headfirst.


He's a loon, he thought, but the words didn't hold as much force as they did before. He was too worried. Worried that the Cajun would fall, that the guard would walk in and see him, that he'd swing him into a laser beam and he'd get caught. If he did, he knew, he'd blame himself.


I got him into this, he realized. I have to make sure he gets out.


It felt weird, to be concerned about Gambit of all people, but Gambit had been kind to him. He didn't patronize, or laugh at him. He laughed at some of the things he did, certainly, but he didn't seem to think that they meant Bobby himself was any less of a person. And he didn't judge, the way he always felt he was being judged by people like Cyclops. He expected his best from him, but somehow, Bobby didn't think he'd care if he didn't give it. He wouldn't teach him anymore, that was true. But he wouldn't think any less of him.


Shit, Bobby realized. He actually thinks of me as a friend. That was amazing. In all the time Remy had been at the mansion, he'd made two friends. Storm and Bishop. He wasn't sure Rogue counted, since she'd left him, but now Bobby himself made three. He'd never have expected it, and he wasn't sure he felt the same way, but there was a kind of honour in it, that Remy could see him as a friend, when everyone else just saw the scroundrel facade of his, and treated him accordingly.


It's amazing the things you realize about a person when you're lowering them on a rope, he thought and smiled. He may never really like Gambit, but even if he never managed to get together with Diedre, at least he'd learned something new. And not just about how to steal.


"Could y' move me a bit t' de lef'?" Remy whispered through the receiver in his ear. "Y' 'bout t' dump me right in a laser, an' I hate strip searches at de cop shop. Dey never let de women cops do dem."


Bobby looked down, to see Gambit was just inches away from a laser. "Shit!"


"No need t' yell, homme. Dese receivers are pretty sensitive, neh?"


"Oh, sorry."


Bobby shifted him over a bit and started lowering him again. "Okay," the Cajun called. "Dat's perfect."


Bobby stabilized the lines and looked down. Remy was hanging right beside the case, not slowed down at all by the fact that he was upside down as he carefully bypassed the alarm on the case and cut through the glass. How does he do that? I would have passed out by now.


"Uh, isn't the blood rushing to your head?"


"Only when y' tell me it should be."


Bobby bit his lip and waited, watching the exits for any sign of the guards as Remy broke into the case, lifted the statue out and put it in his bag, wrapped in bubble tape. Then he laid a small card down where it'd been.


"Okay, pull me up. An' don' go too fast. I could still swing into one of dese t'ings."


Bobby did as he asked, and it was three agonizing minutes before Remy was back in the shaft with him. Immediately, the Cajun began struggling out of his gear and repacking it while Bobby screwed the vent back into place.


"What did the card say?" He asked.


Gambit chuckled. "It say better luck next time an' has a key t' a bus station locker 'cross de street."


Bobby raised an eyebrow. "Bus station?"


"Sure." He grinned at him. "Y' not plannin' on keepin' de t'ing, are ya?"


"Uh, no, of course not." He was glad he was wearing a mask as he blushed hotly. "How long do you think it'll take us to rewire all the security systems and get out of here?"


"'Bout five minutes wit' me doin' it. Sorry, Bobby, but we only got a few minutes b'fore de guards figure out what happened an' go tearin' 'cross de street t' get dere bauble back."


Oh. man...


Turning, he slapped the wiring for the vent alarm together faster than Bobby would have ever thought possible, turned, and scurried at full speed back the way they'd come. Bobby almost hurt himself trying to keep up.


Once outside, the Cajun ran to the line they'd strung between the building and the one they'd originally started from. It was the bus station Remy had mentioned, a fact which hadn't had any significance until this moment, and swung across. He barely waited for Bobby to follow before he pulled the line down after them and ran into the shadows.


"Quick now, strip. I hope y' remembered t' wear y' street clothes under dat."


Frantically, Bobby pulled off the black clothing to show ordinary jeans and a tee-shirt underneath. Already changed, Gambit emptied the black bag, turned it inside out to show the words Adidas on the side and refilled it, stuffing the black stuff on top. Switching his gloves for ordinary biking gloves, he slung the bag over his shoulder, ran to the stairwell and let them both in, locking the door behind them. He was moving so fast that Bobby was nearly panicking, imagining all the things that could go wrong. Oh, God, they're going to be waiting for us, I just know it!


Remy ran down the stairs two at a time, hesitated at the door, and quickly walked out, Bobby behind him. The bus station was mainly empty at this hour, most of the patrons over boarding a bus headed for Atlanta. Ignoring them, Remy walked over to the lockers, picked the lock on one and put the statue inside. Relocking it, he grabbed Bobby's arm and pulled him over to the line up for the bus, handing him a ticket as he did so.


"We're going to Atlanta?" Bobby hissed.


"Y' rat'er stay here?" The Cajun murmured as several security guards raced into the station towards the lockers.


The last ones on the bus, they settled into their seats, quietly leaning back as the bus pulled out and away from the station, to the sound of a dozen sirens headed in.




"I did it," Bobby murmured several hours later after the bus had pulled into a reststop to refuel and they'd accidently wandered off in spite of the driver's warnings that he wouldn't wait for anyone. "I actually did it!" He yelled to the heavens. "What a rush!!"


My God, I actually want to do this again! What would Scott think? Who cares?


Walking at his side, Remy laughed. "Didn't know what de pinch really felt like, did ya?"


He shook his head, still grinning. "I had no idea. And you used to do this all the time?"


Remy's face sobered. "Yeah," he said sadly. "Kinda miss it too."


"Whoo, that was incredible. You really had me going at the end, though. We cut it so close!"


His teacher smiled. "I probably shouldn'ta told dem it was dat close, but it didn' matter. Dey woulda got dere 'bout de same time we did irregardless of where we left it an' least dis way I know how long it take de average cop t' show up. In a real good pinch, de mark don' know 'bout de pinch at all 'til y' long gone."


Bobby frowned. "I remember you telling me that once, when we were on that mission to FOH headquarters."


"Oh, dat! What a foul-up!"


"Yeah," He looked down. "I guess I should apologize for that."


He glanced at him. "Y' already did."


"I meant I should apologize and mean it."


"Oh." He looked at an approaching car and stuck his thumb out. It passed by without slowing. "Nuts. I was hopin' for more trucks. Dey're de most likely ones t' stop f' a body at dis time a night."


Bobby yawned, though he still felt exhilarated. "We're not going to get home until noon tomorrow at this rate."


The Cajun chuckled, grinning widely. Bobby found himself returning the grin. "Hey, don' worry. Dere's a hotel couple a miles up de road. We not get a ride by den, we take one."


"You're going to steal a car?"


"Hey, we bring it back, neh?"






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