Untitled Ficlet

[by Firefly]




"Hee-chan, I'm bo-ored. And horny as hell."


"I'm busy. Go bug Wufei."


"You mean the sight of my scantily clad body isn't enough to tear you away from your laptop to come have wild hot monkey sex with me, the love of your life? Ch!"


....


"Fine. I'll go bug Wufei."


Heero did a double take. Was it possible that he had rid himself of Duo that easily? Something was amiss here. Think back. Wait stop! Scantily clad.


Duo. half naked. horny and rejected. looking for Wufei.


Oh shit. Oh well.


"Duo, what are you."


"Wufie! Sweetums!"


"ARGH!!! MAXWELL GET OFF ME YOU HENMMMPH!!!!"


At least he could-


"MMMMMMM!!!!!!!"


He could rely on Wufei not to-


"My, Wu-chan, what. colourful boxers you have!"


Not to take advantage of the-


The sound of two pairs of feet running up the stairs drifted into the room where Heero sat at his computer. A door slammed shut overhead.


Take advantage of the fact that-


The springs of the bed in the room above protested loudly, as if a heavy weight had suddenly been added to them.


That, that-


<Squeak, squeak, squeak>


That that braided boy should be squirming under him, not that thieving little Chinese-


"Oh! Maxwell! Harder!"


Oh. Well the point was still valid! He should go on up there and let them know just what he thought of their behaviour.


Of course, to do this he would have to first observe their behaviour.


And if he were to... give them a hand, nobody could really object. It would be a valuable lesson in working together.


It would be good for morale for them to share more hobbies.


It was good exercise.


Pleased with this bit of self-evidently rational logic, Heero closed his laptop, and went upstairs to have wild hot mon- make proper and profitable use of valuable team time with Duo and Wufei. Those sexy guys.



~finis~


So, lemme know what you think, ne?

Firefly



[On to the sequel! Untitled Ficlet 2 (don'tcha just love those original names? ^_^)]