Dude! Running Japanese language sites through translation engines is the best!
'When you get angry, cunning character roughly becomes the alligator.'
'The seat of the ace pilot is taken in the ground run, adhesion quality feeling has vis-a-vis him.' (Bear in mind that this is about a male pilot, and that 'ground run' is the translation of one of the other male pilots' names... hmmm...)
'The bee it is noisy in the coffee.'
All taken from Gundam Seed character synopses, believe it or not. A prize for anyone who can guess who each of the characters above are...