Vote Alexander. Or Cthulhu, whatever's your pleasure
Felt that I really, really needed to share a livejournal icon I just saw. Picture each line of text as a new shot in the .gif (I'd recreate it, only that'd be a) copying and b) too much like work.)
These past years the American people have been:
Ignored. Deceived. Embarrassed.
Isn't it time we reclaimed our country got conquered?
We need a president who commands respect.
A president we know we can count on.
A president who has inappropriate relations with his vice-president.
Alexander, Hephaestion, 2004. (Picture of American flag)
India won't stop us this time.
(Paid for by the Macedonian party of the United States.)
Dude, if I were American, I'd *so* vote for Alexander at the next election. Well, aside from the whole 'hey guys, what shall we do today? Let's go and look for the edge of the world in defiance of all rationality and then drink ourselves into a stupor! Yeah!' thing. It's perhaps a little too close to voting Republican. Only with more mansex.
....thinking about Republican mansex is something I never want to do again.
Think on the whole I'll still be voting Cthulhu. Why vote for a lesser evil?
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah-nagl fhtaga
...okay, I think it's too late at night >_<