OAV ::: Caption Competition #3

Liz

The tour of the cannery ended in disaster when three of the students disappeared without trace...

Keith

"Help! Let us out! They're watching Azumanga Daioh!"

In Japan, they don't flush nerds' heads down the toilet. They throw them out of high windows.

"The Evil Fangirls of Doom are coming! Flee!"

"That's what you get for telling my sister she had nice legs..."

Another psychotic teenager sees Boogiepop coming to get him.

Wouldn't *you* scream if you saw that your pupils had gone triangular?

Jo

The sight of a lifesize Sailor Venus plushie never fails to excite some people....

The boys decided that their home economics project should consist of discovering alternative uses for "Hard and Rich" Pocky.

Georgina

"OH my god, it's an Alukaty!"

Eisuke

"Wow, an anime fan!"

Sebastian

Korean airlines were surprised to discover that the latest threat to sales was anal rape.

Angelo

“What part of “NOT FOR SALE OR RENT�Edo you guys not understand?�E

“When I said “sideways�Ewith a melon�EI didn’t mean like *THAT*!�E

“Both my hands are on the window of the plane�Ethen what’s that digging in my pockets? And why can I hear giggling?�E

Jonathan

"WOW! A window!"

"In Retrospect, the School Council thought that putting clear windows on the door to the girls' shower room was a mistake. Many pupils disagreed."

"WOW! Look at how clean this window is!"

"Help! This guy with black hair behind me is trying to bite my ear!"

"Umm Guys? I don't think we're in Kansas anymore..."

"The School Council also realised too late that the material for the white kits of female students was too thin, as male students noticed when it rained in a PE session."

"WOW Look at this masterfully polished silver tray!"

"We all live in a yellow sub-" "Dude, it's grey."

"Help! This train is full of Zombies! Aghh! My Brains!"

"Wow! Look! Mermaids!"
"Um, should this hole be gushing out water?"
"Forget about that, the Mermaids are topless!"
"What? Let me see!"

"When the New Micro-Pet booted up and saw his new owners through his camera lens, it self-destructed."

"Hey guys, do you get the feeling we're being watched?"
"Oh don't be ridiculous. Wow! Look at this neat robot, with a big camera lens!"

"WOW! Another Window!"

"Shoot! Guys! That's the Hentai-Con bus, this must be the Yaoi-Con bus!"
"Oh no!!!!"
"Umm, I knew that, now let me bite your ear, boy..."

"WOW! Another win-"
"Dude, will you stop that already?"

"When Oxford student Jonathan Barrett had to repair his PC on his own, his inexperience showed most with the configuration of his monitor."

"WOW! An-"
*Thwack*
"I warned you man..."

"Um, could someone tell Kaname-san I'm sorry about stealing her underwear? And Also ask her to unglue my hands from this window?"

"I'm a Man-whore!"

"After being banned from even approaching the School, Piro decided to dye his hair in an attempt to disguise himself. What he failed to realise was Largo had dyed his hair the exact same colour while drunk on b33r, the night before his previous visit."

"Oh My God! It's the Attack of the Gauln Clone Amerada!"

"WO-AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGh-Ag-Ag-ag-ow-ug-"
*various stabbing sounds*
"There! He won't be doing that in a hurry again..."

"See! I told you Chidori danced around her apartment naked in the morning!"
"Shut up and let us see!"

"In retrospect, Mr P. Orn realised adding a clear window onto the door of his "Private Shop", was a bad idea, with a secondary school so close by."

"Dude, you're right, he won't go through this window, no matter How hard we push him..."

"... I just wet myself..."
"Not again..."

"Lara! Get the solvent! That kid's stuck to the window again!"

"When the school decided to put photos of students on the dinner trays, the students began to seriously fear for the sanity of the School Council..."

"Remind me again, why is Mr T after you?"
"He found me humping his van... I couldn't help it, it's a hella sexy van! Oh no! He's spotted me!"
"Well you did have your face pressed against the window, you idiot!"

"The male members of the Anime Soc were very excited when they had a "Fan-Service Special" night, though there were two problems. Firstly, due to technical difficulties, the TV had to be turned round 90 Degrees. Secondly, Jonathan had to be pulled off the TV screen every five minutes."
(Hope no one is offended by that one... Sorry, couldn't resist... But I did insult myself too...)

"That Mr T is a hella tough!"
"He sure is!"
"I don't see how you two can be so calm! He's about to throw this whole bus!"

"Yay! I love the Anime Soc!"
"Yeah, but these technical problems are getting worse!"
"Look, does it matter if we have to turn the TV 90 degrees or not, at least we are getting a picture tonight!"

Chris G

"Help?"