the extremely random
'which member of schwarz are you?'
quiz




Which kitchen utensil are you?
    corkscrew
paring knife
skillet
oven gloves

Which cocktail are you?
    Screwdriver (Vodka, orange juice, a dash of angostura bitters)
Rusty Nail (Scotch, Drambuie, a twist of lemon)
Knickerbocker (Rum, Cointreau, orange juice, pineapple juice, raspberry syrup, a pineapple slice and don't forget the maraschino cherry)
White Russian (vodka, Kahlua, milk or cream to taste, over ice)

Which car are you?
    New Mini
Maserati Spyder
Reliant Robin
MG Midget

Which Shakespeare play are you?
    Taming of the Shrew
Henry V
Measure for Measure
Othello

Which kiss are you?
    deep and sensual, holds nothing back. A kiss with something to prove.
brutal and possessive, no messing around. If you can still walk afterwards you're probably running away.
degrading yet oddly impersonal, it leaves you feeling dirty for hours afterwards.
an embarrassed peck on the cheek.

Which house are you?
    the top flat of a towerblock
sixties experimental bungalow
inner-city council house
city detached

Which movie are you?
    The Truman Show
Terminator 2
Donnie Darko
Good Will Hunting

Which accessory are you?
    a paisley-pattern silk scarf
a crocodile-skin handbag
those little black elastic wristlets that wannabe Goths wear
a necklace of teeth. Shark teeth.

Which breakfast are you?
    muesli
black coffee with too much sugar
a full English breakfast
toast and marmalade

Which month are you?
    November
July
February
April